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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Carpe diem

Today, I was so excited to play the video game I just bought, I decided to read the manual in the game. I went over the seizure warning and thought to myself, who the hell gets a seizure from playing a video game? Apparently I do. FML

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Anonymous 20 May 2011, 23:30 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Very funny, Dad

Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML

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facepalm This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States 🌶️ Spicy

Dick move

Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to stop measuring his penis during our conversation. FML

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