Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wore my first thong, which I bought weeks ago but was only just now brave enough to wear. As I was leaving, my little brother decided I really needed a wedgie. The thong garrotted my bum hole and I now have toilet paper up there because it won't stop bleeding. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a wedgie and got her sister to take a pic. My boxers broke. I had that pair since middle school. FML
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Top comments
Cocoapelli 23
So... he already had a wedgie.
RichardPencil 32
Are you going to want that back? Asking for a friend.
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Comments (8)
RichardPencil 32
Are you going to want that back? Asking for a friend.
Cocoapelli 23
So... he already had a wedgie.
Yudith 28
Wow! Double-atomic wedgie!
k9obsessed 5
Are we just not going to talk about the fact that this means her brother stole her USED underwear to wear himself and what that might imply?
AmbrosiaFan 19
Buy your brother a few pairs so he doesn't steal yours anymore...
crashtestdumplin 16
I don’t know if kids wear thongs now but it seems if your old enough to wear a thong your probably too old to be giving wedgies.
Kyliej96 6
That’s hilarious! I’m pretty sure my brother wore them too. I never caught him wearing them or with mine, but my mom found some in his room a couple times