Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML
Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, while getting dressed, I discovered that when my brother and his friends got drunk last night one of them wanked into a pair of my panties and put them back in my wardrobe. The crusty mess pressed right into my groin. I had to clean dry spunk out of my pubic hair. FML
Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, while cleaning out my daughter's closet, I found my missing dildo. It's a mold of my husband's penis. FML
Today, while sitting in a busy store waiting area with my brother, he went to the bathroom and came back with his hands cupped, saying he found a mouse. He then threw it on the magazine in my lap. I jumped up, screaming and flailing about while everyone stared and laughed. It was a piece of cotton. FML
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bigsc 0
nasty
Mirelly13 6
oh Jesus! This kid in my class did the sane thing in 6th grade, except all his friends walked in on him ******* it hahahah
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Comments (210)
woahthatguy 0
now that's an asshole
SKI_MASK 0
y dident i think of that?
Marques23 5
if you're a guy for some reason, that's funny as hell!
SuicidalxDream 0
if the bear had feelings, it would love him.. ;D
4evanucks 0
tht desperate..ehh??
esho5 0
lolololol that sucks
sardonic 0
I cracked up. Somehow it's funny, and yet I feel so sorry for you...
jamjelly386 5
jesus Christ almighty...
Bo_jangles16_FTW 0
lmao kinky
theprey 0
did you go for the sloppy seconds?