Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Oh no.
Today, while cleaning out my daughter's closet, I found my missing dildo. It's a mold of my husband's penis. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Jenna
🌶️ Spicy
Ask first, snoop later
Today, I was trying to find my missing purple pen in the house I share with my boyfriend and his 57 year-old mother. I checked her room just in case, only to open a drawer and be greeted by a dildo. I’m never going to unsee that. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
myself
Seaside, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
Heather
Newport News, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered my children had found my vibrator and buried it in the cat's litter box. FML
Madison43097
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Three Bears Conundrum
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Anonymous
May be
Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML
BB_Skylar
🌶️ Spicy
You really shouldn't have
Today, I found that my (well-meaning and very kind) Dad cleaned up under my bed after a little mold problem. The problem? He cleaned up a few empty THC gummy containers and saw my dildo. And I thought living at home at uni was a good idea… FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Old prude
Today, my dumbass self left my DIY dildo on the sink and my mom found it and threw it away. She called me a whore, who'll be "fucking around with a new partner each night." FML
ohEw
Pasadena, United States
Today, while doing my laundry, I found a very clean but presumably used ribbed condom in my freshly washed and dried sheets. It was not mine. FML
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Stacey LM Parks_848050989 7
Just maybe keep that little secret in the closet.
ffc Squall 14
Burn it. Cast it into the fires of Mordor. Open up a portal to an unknown unknowable dimension and just get rid of it.
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Comments (62)
Bloo2555 22
I didn't even know you could get them made like that.
Christina Jean'e Lara 14
you can buy molding kits at almost any adult toy store
Emosparks 4
You can make custom fleshlights too! The more you know.
Jessica Clark-Gray 4
about 60 bucks at any adult store
worldclassrager 41
At least you found it...but she’ll know if it’s missing if you take it back...
09051308288 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Just hide it somewhere else where it is impossible for her to find it. Sharing that thing to anyone, especially your daughter, isn't that good.
coute21 6
Why are you making this out to be the mother's fault? It's the daughter who stole it's fault. If the daughter is old enough to use a *****, she's old enough to know better. I don't understand why anyone would want to use any sex toy their mother has also used, regardless.
interesting33 37
I don't think they were making out it was the mother's fault at all. but they are right, telling the daughter it was in the shape of her Dad's penis is not going to help her. it will potentially be damaging got her
exileonmainst 16
Just give it a polish with a bit of spit and it’s as good as new!
CrazyDanceGirl04 5
yup just what I was thinking
exileonmainst 16
You’re just like your sisters crazydancegirl01-03.. Don’t ever change!
ohsnapword 21
Awkward...
Someweirdhobo 12
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So technically she knows what it feels like to have sex with her dad
Liongoddess8 18
That's ******* gross.
T1A2Z3 35
Is it (hopefully) possible that the OP's husband isn't the daughters father? Please let it be true...
Stacey LM Parks_848050989 7
Just maybe keep that little secret in the closet.
coute21 6
I disagree. Tell her, film her reaction, and share it with me. I could use a good laugh.
leevi1993 12
Yeah she should wait till she is on her deathbed then as her last words tell her about it???
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Does that count as incest?
manb91uk 22
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That’s definitely a hard situation you’ve got yourself into! I hope you’ll be giving that young lady a firm talking to with some stiff consequences! I’d recommend you ask your husband to give her a good thrashing but that appears to have already happened by extension...
bigdaddyeric 37
Maybe she was just missing the “real” thing?
almost_there44 26
Really disgusting that someone would find, steal, and most likely use her mother's *****. That is some weird nasty shit. Why doesn't she use your used tampon while she's at it?