Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML
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Today, despite using the bathroom before I left my house, then at the bus station 10 minutes later, I still had to get off my bus halfway into my hour long journey to pee in a back alley or I would have wet myself. I'm 24 and this has happened twice in the last week. FML
Today, I drank 1.5 litres of water. I didn't go to the bathroom for 9 hours. During my one-hour trek home on public transport, I was busting to pee but I managed to hold it. Walking 200 metres from my bus stop to my house was agony, but I still held it. When I got to my front door, I peed my pants. FML
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML
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afroduck 0
lol epic fail
ladykat 0
Don't believe him ^^ it has not happened to everybody.
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Comments (111)
afroduck 0
lol epic fail
ShadyFTW1 0
that's pissy
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Ydi for not controling yourself and for not having a penis. Had you had a penis, you would have been able to drive. Had you been able to drive, you would have been alone in your vehicle. Had you been alone in your vehicle, you could have pissed in a cup. Had you pissed in a cup, you would not have pissed your pants. And that's why you don't give a mouse a cookie.
gibby1235 6
that sucks i almost feel sorry for u op but here is my reaction.
imaginaryvoice 18
Don't drink and ride
zp5 4
you got PWNED by humanity.
KiddNYC1O 22
next time, empty your bladder?
jblover18 0
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
_TONGAN_ 5
true FML right here!
allenrotstein 0
Believe me, it has happened to everybody!
ladykat 0
Don't believe him ^^ it has not happened to everybody.
steelersjackson 0
I would have put it on failblog lol. but seriously you need to invest in some adult diapers!
XxDevilxXGt 26
well if she had a penis, her piss control boner would have shortened that story by a lot. :P
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I liked my story better
fakeaccountX 6
That must have pissed you off.
black_knight402 0
63 your story was crap. I agree with the boner statement.
DineshKarthikesu 0
You must have been 'pee'ssed off.
goldfishdragon91 0
at 76...that sucked. fly op but at least you didn't pee yourself right as you got on the bus, that would suck more.
katplayer 4
And my friends wonder why I'm so paranoid about going to the bathroom. I don't want this to be me. :/
fyourlife1991 0
do I look ok?
mahimalil 0
omg that sucks
bugmenotmofo 34
ya think
ohSNAPyall 27
Sucks for the other people on the bus! they are stuck in chairs with a stranger's pee sloshing all over the floor, potentially spattering shoes and purses and trapping people on a stinky island
rhanana 0
and just imagine, they'll have to face them all again the next day most likely.
boojie97 12
81 ur a ficking *****
sugarninja23 2
that's not nice
goldendoodle95 0
first of all, that sux!! second of all, FIRST!
doofinsmurf 0
SECOND
Mirelly13 6
omg hahahaha that is terrible! At you held it in for that long FYL, but YDI shoulda went when you had the chance :)
Lilbabynid3 3
gross! fyl for sure
Lilbabynid3 3
gross! fyl for sure
nishant5456 0
It's alright mayne ... but I am FxIxRxSxT next time, piss on someone just for the heck of it.
lickmyjock 0
fyl or ydi. it DEPENDS...
gibby1235 6
on what?
crazymuffinppl 0
depends, as in adult diapers.
lickmyjock 0
lol you lose for not getting the joke
AudaciouslyInsan 0
Wow, OP that really sucks. Hope the smell came out of your clothes and your public embarrassment doesn't stick in your mind. FYL
gibby1235 6
way to go. u just reminded her of all the bad things that happened. i bet she feels real good now.
gibby1235 6
way to go. u just reminded her and i bet she feels so much better now.
AudaciouslyInsan 0
I will remind her each and every day till she dies. Mwahahahaha
gibby1235 6
ha ha cool.
zafeer 0
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