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Today, I heard a conversation between my mom and dad. I’m an only child but my mom is 5 months pregnant. My dad was saying, “Don’t worry, this one’s going to be alright.” FML

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Maybe your mom has had miscarriages, and this had nothing to do with you. Or maybe you had a health scare in the beginning?

As a pregnant mother of 1, I immediately read that as concerns over pregnancy itself, and/or the actual labor and delivery. your parents obviously love you enough to let you stick around!

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

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don't go to the zoo, too soon.

Maybe your mom has had miscarriages, and this had nothing to do with you. Or maybe you had a health scare in the beginning?

Just tell them that the olive doesn't fall far from the tree.

But then you just put them in the perfect position to respond "unless the tree is on a hill!" then stick their tongues out at you and make farty noises.

As a pregnant mother of 1, I immediately read that as concerns over pregnancy itself, and/or the actual labor and delivery. your parents obviously love you enough to let you stick around!

Maybe your dad was making a joke, I wouldn't worry about it op.

why is this disliked?

Maybe your dad was making a joke, I wouldn't worry about it op.

takeittoem 8

Perhaps she simply had a challenging pregnancy when she was carrying you?

My parents had a similar thought. All they managed were two goofballs instead of one.

use it to your advantage OP, Tazkiri et hasicha kshehem yevakshu mimech laasot babysitter :)