Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML
Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, while getting dressed, I discovered that when my brother and his friends got drunk last night one of them wanked into a pair of my panties and put them back in my wardrobe. The crusty mess pressed right into my groin. I had to clean dry spunk out of my pubic hair. FML
Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, while cleaning out my daughter's closet, I found my missing dildo. It's a mold of my husband's penis. FML
Today, while sitting in a busy store waiting area with my brother, he went to the bathroom and came back with his hands cupped, saying he found a mouse. He then threw it on the magazine in my lap. I jumped up, screaming and flailing about while everyone stared and laughed. It was a piece of cotton. FML
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bigsc 0
nasty
Mirelly13 6
oh Jesus! This kid in my class did the sane thing in 6th grade, except all his friends walked in on him ******* it hahahah
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Comments (210)
ShadyFTW1 0
You SMELT it? I just threw up a little bit
kirk_hammett8 1
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
boopityboppity 11
Wow, that's annoying. THUMBS DOWN THUMBS DOWN THUMBS DOWN
DocBastard 40
Dude!! Just...dude!!!
1kings67 0
that is freaking hilarious...your bear just got used abused and tossed in the trash like most hookers
I_Killed_Death 0
haha nice
lolthatsuckslol 0
hahah that's funny
bennn89 5
how many shamwows does it take to clean up hooker blood?
RusSlayer 0
over 9000
saywhaaat_01 0
that is SO messed up.
beastdude 0
#19 ur hot!!!!!
awesomewhitekid 0
your hot.
awesomewhitekid 0
your sexy...(543)815-9903 call me
lajaynay 15
WTF is wrong with you guys? 96- I hope some creeper calls/texts you and freaks you out.
Peacemaker9 7
WTF u guys got issues for all u know that's could not even be her!
andre1992 0
girl add it up Facebook Andre Lozano
Braden1_fml 0
That's ****** nasty
bglad09 0
********** at it's finest.
boopityboppity 11
It's called plushophilia, actually.
AxelVIIIGotItMem 0
xD That made me 'lol'.
bglad09 0
I had no idea that was a word so thanks.
KVKdragon 26
that is the most messed up thing I've heard. do the same thing to some stuffed animal of his or on his pillow. that just isn't right. tell your parents too so they can punish that little brat of a pedobear.
americanreject 0
im not sure i girl can do the same thing...
fred88_fml 0
<3 plushies
loshysucks 0
i like your beard i really !
ThatLooksSticky 16
poor, poor bear! I bet he begged to be killed after it was over...
leogecko32 0
lol probably