riptoofie
United States
Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Noname
Ireland
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
poorhamster
United States
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leftovers
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
squeak
United Kingdom
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Alex White
Westerose, Canada
Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML
SmellyCloset
San Francisco, United States
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
zac545
United States
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Chris
United States
Alas…
Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
Top comments
coolguyattack 0
Was he like, a hardcore, badass-looking wild hamster that doesn't afraid of anything?
Incubuss 0
To be blunt, how did you not smell Toofie rotting?
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Comments (158)
awesome576 0
what the hell he must have ran away when he heard what u called him
metrockick10 0
Well, at least you didn't find him like three weeks later when he was all mushy and half-rotten and decomposing into the carpet. A little pile of bones is better than that.
xninix_fml 36
What vivid imagery!
davidhasmorefun 0
I don't know about you guys. but I clean my place more than once every four years
saranottelling 7
I wonder when exactly Toofie died four years ago. I had hamsters when I was little and I remember when the badass one escaped. We finally found him in the closet. He ripped up a piece of paper and used it as a nest to sleep in. He was living off the seeds he took with him from the cage in his cheek pouches. The closet contained the big bags of hamster food we bought so he could have easily chewed through and gotten more. The only thing he was concerned about when we put him back in his cage was water. (He forgot to smuggle water out of the cage too, idiot.) He lived for a full year after that until he died from old age. Maybe Toofie lived for awhile after he escaped...
donteatglue1 0
I would be even more weirded out if it was alive.
mikeymike5345 0
oh lol is it live anyways I had a hamster that ran away 6 months and I got a new girl hamster and she ran away like 2 months ago and had babies yesterday
CristianoLopes 0
that's pretty crazy..I guess n never really ran away
Gummybears4life 0
toofie?
epicwins692 0
yeah who the hell names their pet toofie?
Spongii101 12
I like the name... it's kinda cute.
Hotshot132 0
if he was alive then this isn't a fml at all. if dead....then that sucks for you