Noname
Ireland
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
SmellyCloset
San Francisco, United States
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
poorhamster
United States
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
riptoofie
United States
Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leftovers
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
lovingsnow
Singapore
Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML
Alex White
Westerose, Canada
Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML
hank
San Diego, United States
Tasty snack
Today, I was babysitting my neighbour's six hamsters. My cat got in the room and opened the cage. I came home to no hamsters in sight and a very satisfied looking cat. FML
I love my furry babies
Today, I got a hamster against my wife's will. I can't wait until she wakes up and I have to tell her it's loose in the house. FML
idontevenlikehamsters
Manassas, United States
Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML
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katieatieay 0
and he was still alive??? oh nevermind.
bryan314 0
My favorite cockatiel died the same way. :( I was sick, he wandered under my blanket and fell asleep, I didn't realize till late the next day that I couldn't find him. Found him when I got ready for bed that evening....what was left of him. Shattering. My condolences. FML indeed.
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katieatieay 0
and he was still alive??? oh nevermind.
Pop_and_Pixels 0
That must've been devastating... when my brother's cat went missing and we found the body in the basement two weeks later, he took it pretty damn hard.
track_cheetah 0
i wouldn't want to clean that up!
egaonogenki 0
Is he dead????
rustyxpenguin 0
was it dead?
ilovefatcats 12
of couse it was ******* dead, it's been crushed for 6 moths god damn stupid ppl
janey123 0
Of course it's dead numbskull!
bryan314 0
My favorite cockatiel died the same way. :( I was sick, he wandered under my blanket and fell asleep, I didn't realize till late the next day that I couldn't find him. Found him when I got ready for bed that evening....what was left of him. Shattering. My condolences. FML indeed.
Shallow_Padentic 0
Of course it was still alive. Didnt you hear...Hamsters dont need to breath like EVERY other mamal on this earth. Their actually conducting experiments at harvard to find out how to pass on this magical gene to humans. BTW sorry about your hamster..How exactly did it get there
Etc80 0
Ew. And I'm sorry. And to #9: Wow. That's even worse than how I accidentally killed /my/ bird. Sorry, man.
MukyDaCookie 0
#9 that made me shudder. Im still getting waves of shivers going down my spine. Thanks for a sleepless night.
lillirose10490 11
#16 very rude indeed. I realize this is an old FML but I felt the need to comment. No reason to be so hateful!
obviousxo 0
HAHAHA THATS SO FUNNY. WHY THE HELL WAS IT UNDER YOUR MATTRESS?
tiernang 21
WHY ARE WE YELLING???