Today I was really hitting it off with my blind date and was eager to arrange a second date. I gave him my number and he decided to call my phone so I could save his number. My phone didn’t ring. He got upset because he thought I gave him a fake number and stormed off. The battery was dead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink in and said he had to leave because he didn't know it was his buddy's birthday, and they were having a party without him. I offered to split the bill and put out a $20. He got up, unlocked the bicycle behind us and rode off. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a coffee shop. I walked up to who I thought was him, smiled, and said, “Hey! You look even cuter in person!” He looked horrified. It wasn’t my date. My actual date witnessed the whole thing and ghosted me mid-latte. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date. Went really well. She said she was excited to have date number two. It came to paying. I went up to pay. Turned around. She had gone. Number blocked. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Today, for the first time in months, I got a call from a beautiful girl asking me what I was doing tonight. Then my battery died. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Today, I went on a date I was really enjoying. My ex-boyfriend called halfway through. When I answered, he told me he wanted to get back together and couldn’t stop thinking about me. I didn’t realize my phone was on speaker. My date heard everything. FML
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TumblrweedPasses 11
It could be for the best But it also could be him being hurt from potentially being lied to (this mightve happened to him in the past) Charge your phone and it should show his number when he tried to call Then text or call him and explain if you're still interest in him
onceuponatime456 16
If he has that short a temper and is that immature, you are better off not knowing him! This is NOT an FML, it is dodging a bullet!
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TumblrweedPasses 11
It could be for the best But it also could be him being hurt from potentially being lied to (this mightve happened to him in the past) Charge your phone and it should show his number when he tried to call Then text or call him and explain if you're still interest in him
bass_ftp 12
Doesn’t matter if he got hurt or not, if he reacts in such an immature way he’s not ready to be in a mature relationship.
Anofor 2
Bullet dodged.
Lukr 8
You should see his number though, so you can call him and try to explain the situation
fjvitt 14
Something makes me think it wasn’t the first time he’s gotten a false number...best to steer clear...
onceuponatime456 16
If he has that short a temper and is that immature, you are better off not knowing him! This is NOT an FML, it is dodging a bullet!
Eivana 37
I would have just texted him from the missed call once my phone charges. I would have said something along the lines of, "Hey it's me, asshole."
anayanci1 6
Then he’ll write an fml about how his blind date gave him a fake number
ffa_girl06 3
This makes me cringe. ALWAYS make sure your phone is fully charged when going on a blind date. You never know what's going to happen. Females and males both should always have a charged phone. Based on the guys reaction, thank God all he did was storm off. You can never be to cautious when meeting a stranger.
tounces7 28
At least you learned what he's really like fast. Good riddance.
youstupidfuckingidiot 5
That’s psycho. You dodged a bullet.