Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
gutsforme
New Zealand
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML
Janie
United States
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
hunting7waves
Des Moines, United States
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years told me he had a surprise for me at midnight. I stayed up all night, not hearing from him. Finally I get a notification. Apparently, my midnight surprise is that I'm single. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend while looking at Halloween costumes online for this year's Halloween party and said, "Maybe we could go as Bonnie and Clyde this year." He said, "Maybe we should go as a broken up couple," and hung up on me. He wasn't kidding. FML
what even
Athens, United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he was dating me. He replied, "Well, there's not a lot of options at this college." FML
lhazel
Mount Juliet, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about what we want to be when we grow up. He said he wanted to be a bartender, and single. FML
readytomingle
United States
Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
Rejected.
United Kingdom
Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML
klv8
United States
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Anonymous
Seattle, United States
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
Top comments
OceanMinded 0
ouch.
kemolegend907 0
3, don't be sexist, a lot of girls do that kind of shit too
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Comments (144)
OceanMinded 0
ouch.
Tanjerine 0
haha! what a witty guy you'll be losing...
wowthatshorrible_fml 0
thats a win
_TONGAN_ 5
...and you can run and tell that HOMEBOY!!
IphonFML 6
bahahahhahah! but no seriously thats a harsh way to break up. LOL
SecureReflex 0
Guess she didn't make him enough sammiches?
lilemo1994 0
win!
MrNewOrleans 0
#34 somewhat of a win
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
I think ur bf just pwned u!
kmow32 0
god your ex is awesome
grunt656 0
BUUUUURRRRNNNNN!!!!!!!
nico123_fml 0
u must feel like shit right now
psycho456 0
do something about it
sam_08_fml 0
Its okay you can be Cheata girl for holloween LOL
phreshboi 1
...
breenarae25 0
PRICK
breenntt 0
wow. Guys can be such jerks..
kemolegend907 0
3, don't be sexist, a lot of girls do that kind of shit too
MrSassypants 34
5 yeah but she is kinda right (assuming she is a she). I usually see men do this. I'm a guy (I don't and never will do this) but some of us are jerks but you need to find the right one :)
InDenial 6
Nope #3 is a guy. Check his profile.
MrSassypants 34
(plus) men are sexists on here a lot too, like "Go get me a samwich!", but hey a lot of people are so I just deal with it.
InDenial 6
And he's 11?
MrSassypants 34
18 On iPod I can't, (wish they had an update and if they do my iPod is kinda ****** up and won't let me) but still I just wanted to rant and get my point out.
Selena_is_back 7
21, did you try touching the picture???
InDenial 6
Yeah, you can see their profile of you tap their picture. I'm using my iPhone.
InDenial 6
*if
aardvarkish 17
Well, 5, I know *I* can be a jerk.
breenntt 0
IMMA GUY BUT I'M GAY.
MrNewOrleans 0
#63 didn't expect that....
hunterman 0
so am i but u dont see me putting shit like that up sweetie
dustandashes 0
sheesh he was just kidding....
legonut6 0
too many gen mod gags on the Internet.
JaydnGage 0
I'm only iPod and can access his profile..
Carpy 8
lmfao. maybe he was joking? talk to him about it
overthelimit 3
got playedd
missL1z 5
That's pretty cool way of responding but FYL definitely!
t2icu 0
ooo burnt.
kellykerplunkk 0
:O!
Iskaria 0
You has pretty hairs :3
abezzy 0
u look pretty fine baby
zach5432 3
again. with trying to pick some one up. if your this desperate go to Eharmony.com
RedPillSucks 33
What's wrong with a little complement? While I agree that he/she could have used the private message feature, as long as they're not vulgar, "oh babe, I'd like to tap that a**" "u so fine, lemme chek dat out" a little complement should be fine. No need to have a cow.
MzKitty83 0
The word you are looking for is "compliment" the form you used means goes well with.
77taylah33 0
that could be a good thing,, on Halloween you dress up as something scary and maybe he is scared of being single?
W4X 0
I see what you did there.
tygerarmy 35
That sucks. But it's better than being in a relationship with someone who doesn't want to be with you. You should've immediately responded with and insert hot friends name were gonna be insert random sexy girl costumes and have threesome but that works too.