riptoofie
United States
Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Noname
Ireland
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
poorhamster
United States
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leftovers
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
squeak
United Kingdom
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Alex White
Westerose, Canada
Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML
SmellyCloset
San Francisco, United States
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
zac545
United States
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Chris
United States
Alas…
Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
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coolguyattack 0
Was he like, a hardcore, badass-looking wild hamster that doesn't afraid of anything?
Incubuss 0
To be blunt, how did you not smell Toofie rotting?
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NorfolkDude 2
The OP didn't say it was dead. Could have been a happy reuion and only a fml that the OP didn't find it sooner cause Toofie had an awesome, wicked pad where he chillix and wanted to invite the OP over for tea but now Toofie's all old and crap cause he's four and he's about ready to go over the hill. Like if you ever been to your grandma's and how if she poured you a drink, her hands all shaking and hot tea is bouncing all over and not only that she doesn't know temperature anymore and gives you a piping hot cup of tea that burns your throat. That's what happened to Toofie four years later.
DarkJoy_fml 5
This is a FML. Really? You think Toofie was alive? "Today 4 years, after he got lost, Toofie came back. I hate that ******* hamster. FML" You're dumb.
smc3 0
toofie is by far the worst name for a hamster
BrownSugar_fml 5
riptoofie .... sounds dirty
OctoPie 0
Time for hamster stew! (For best results season with dried goldfish scales.)
k_cool 0
wait, so was it like a giant mutant toofie or was it skeleton toofie with bits of hair and skin still attached?
f_alltheirlives 3
I toofied your mom and played hide the hamster while you were lookin for your pet
nonameLiz 0
o_O Ew... And Toofie??? Really?
MF12 0
that happened to me when I was 3 my hamster Speedy ran away and 5 years later we found him in the garage
LilaBear 2
why is this an FML? Isn't it GOOD that you found him? (Unless of course he was dead... :P)
saranottelling 7
look at the OP's name. I think we can safely say the hamster is dead.
bpap05 0
woooowwwww u really did put this up lmao