Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar and sings very well, has dark hair, and wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet for a moment before she looks at me and says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was complaining to my best friend about my weird cousin and how annoying he is whenever I see him (which isn't often, thankfully). She replied, “Isn’t that my boyfriend you're talking about?” Turns out, yes. Yes, he is. FML
Today, my little cousin, who just got a boyfriend, found out I've been single my whole life. She asked, "Is it because you're really ugly and awkward?" Yes. Yes, it is. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML
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silentfog 0
your cousin ftw
shadow455 2
but isnt that what were all aiming for to get in girls pants
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Comments (156)
silentfog 0
your cousin ftw
mysterystar 0
... EMO FTW . So what if he wears skinny jeans, I wear them too . Why do people make a big deal about it?. Not everyone wears their clothes the same as you so stfu because not everyone has to wear/like stuff the way you do . -Aniketos wuz here . (HeartBreaker) .
cmp2_fml 0
hahahaha from a guy named mysterystar .......someones trying to come out of the closet!
loto_fml 3
What if you don't want to be a girl, but a cross-dresser?
Freeze_fml 17
Girl pants on boy. DO NOT WANT.
shadow455 2
but isnt that what were all aiming for to get in girls pants
Firefighter343 0
Skinny jeans does funny things to your testicles boys and girls.
anonymous45610 0
that's so funny!!!
coolcat33 0
your an idiot. guys who where girls pants are fags.!!
SHAAAAAARK 1
YDI for dating a fag.
Rheos 0
A guy, that wears girl pants... Are you sure he's not gay? Rofl YDI
dnlphm94 0
For some reason, a lot of girls at my school are attracted to guys who wear skinny jeans. It's actually quite depressing >_>
Klu_Klayu 0
Again, agreeing with earlier comments, there is a difference between "skinny jeans" and "girl pants" they do make skinny jeans for boys
thelifeline 0
well guys where i live wear girl pants too, there tighter. whatever. And this could so be an mlia.
janise 2
It does make it tighter but it also emphasizes the fact that most guys who wear skinny jeans are lacking in certain departments.
CanYouDecodeMe 0
I thought this was more of a MLIA too.
YoungE 0
this is an fml b/c.....?
warriormg12 4
because she just found out shes dating a fag
iEmmiChan 0
cause who wants their boyfriend to look like a Jonas Brother ewwww xD
AliceStrange 0
Because her life is, like, totally over now.
Crickets 0
How is this an fml?
MoonyIce 0
Oh noes, FYL. How the hell does this inane crap get through?
Pendygod 0
Epic win........