Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Leftovers
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Alas…
Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
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coolguyattack 0
Was he like, a hardcore, badass-looking wild hamster that doesn't afraid of anything?
Incubuss 0
To be blunt, how did you not smell Toofie rotting?
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Comments (158)
gozar_fml 1
A dead hamster might not smell too bad. Here in Arizona it's so dry that sometimes animals dry up before they start to stink. My friend found a mummified cat in an attic. It did not smell at all. Well just kind of dusty smelling.
martic835 2
RIP Toofie.
kemar7856 0
I bet you just found a dead rat
sarabear18 0
hmmmmm weird
racherose 0
my hamsters have 9 lives, i swear. i have three cats and two hamsters who can unlock their cage; several times i have found them dangling from one of the cats mouth. and lila has lived in a heater before x.o
Dee_Jayy 0
Agreed with #83, I think Toofie is one of the cutest hamster names that I've ever heard (: R.I.P Toofie.
XxSKELETOxX 0
YDI for breathing oxygen
jamjenni2774 0
ALL I CAN SAY IS U R ONE DIRTY MOTHER ******
iHeartPeley 0
lol
onnielief 4
It's been 4 years! By now I assume you would have expected the hamster to be dead? What's the FML here?