Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Leftovers
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Alas…
Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
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coolguyattack 0
Was he like, a hardcore, badass-looking wild hamster that doesn't afraid of anything?
Incubuss 0
To be blunt, how did you not smell Toofie rotting?
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Grey123 0
is he dead behind your couch?
caligal14 0
I would hope not... if I lost my pet I would have looked under/behind the couch first. Actually, I probably would have assumed he was dead and made an effort to look for the body...? I don't even understand why they a) never looked for the body of Toofie or b) smelled it?
pancakes_n_syrup 0
Have you ever had a Hamster?? When I was a kid I had one that escaped from his cage in the upstairs of our house, and we found him a year later living in the back of a closet. He had built up a storage with all the food we'd left out to catch him and dug up the carpet to make a little bed. Hamsters are crafty little creatures when they don't want to be caught. Toofie probably found some obscure place that the OP never goes to and lived there awhile until finally passing..and maybe it took him 3 1/2 years to die and then OP smelled him to find him?
vanillathirteen 0
it's true!!! my hamster I trained disappeared and then days later we found her because she somehow climbed up in my geandma's bed and when my grandma screamed we found her!!!! :D my hamster lived the rest of her 9 happy years with me. I miss her...
bri008 0
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wowthatshorrible_fml 0
look at op's name
B4SK3TB4IL 0
no he was just hiding
Leadamp 7
9 years. That is impossible. Both my hamsters died at 2 and a half.
humorizer 14
My pet hamster escaped once and we couldn't find him. Years later, I woke up only to find my family tied to chairs and their mouths gagged. When I turned around, I was greeted with a 10 mm gun to the back of my head. Apparently my hamster had been hiding away, waiting for the perfect time to exact his revenge. He forced me into a ball and made me run around. He then proceeded to force me to run a giant human sized hamster wheel. Finally content, he went back in his cage and acted as though nothing happened.
NeatNit 33
152, I don't believe you. A hamster couldn't even hold a 10mm! You shouldn't leave such gaping holes in your fake stories.
threer 30
Higgletown squirrel..
Fyl2014 9
9 years? Most hamsters live 3, tops
Lostnlove817 0
Interesting
Mustardnight 3
I agree, what a hamster! Toofie is a cute name as well. God im soft.
ilovefatcats 12
*gags*
coolguyattack 0
Was he like, a hardcore, badass-looking wild hamster that doesn't afraid of anything?
Snowlight_fml 7
Yup, OP, you should be happy he actually WANTED to come back to you after 4 years of living the high life.
Sigh2muchFML 0
Then who was phone?
Laurendorcus 0
wow....I seriously feel bad that you had to see him like that, but its kinda ydi because you need to clean your house more often.
Incubuss 0
To be blunt, how did you not smell Toofie rotting?
MoonyIce 0
Shouldn't you have SMELLED that four years ago?
jonnymohio 2
Dead or alive? If alive, I don't see how this is an FML at all.
tisiphone_fml 0
jonny, read OP's name...
joeyLoo 0
dude it's been lost for years man, that poor thing is dead :(
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Probably better than finding Toofie when he was still freshly dead, but FML anyway. D:
bigboy93 0
wow