riptoofie
United States
Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Noname
Ireland
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
poorhamster
United States
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leftovers
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
squeak
United Kingdom
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Alex White
Westerose, Canada
Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML
SmellyCloset
San Francisco, United States
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
zac545
United States
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Chris
United States
Alas…
Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
Top comments
coolguyattack 0
Was he like, a hardcore, badass-looking wild hamster that doesn't afraid of anything?
Incubuss 0
To be blunt, how did you not smell Toofie rotting?
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Comments (158)
AliceC_fml 3
....You named it Toofie? no wonder it ran away.
oNikkio 0
I can't believe that some people don't get this. . I understood the first time around. Probably the same type of people who respond "I don't get it?" while everyones laughing at a joke.
AliceC_fml 3
99 -- what in the hell are you talking about?
Kiwi_Splash 0
HAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Where the **** was it for all this time?
namhowell 6
Ugh rats die! C'mon! YDI but this FML is blah!!!!
Anteezy 7
And you didn't smell anything?
MiniatureMayhem 0
With a name like Toofie, I'd run away too.
madaddicted 0
lmfao, so agreed. how in the world did you come up with "Toofie"?!?
luuuu20 0
I think toofie is adorable name
RedLoocee 0
Clean your home.