Today, I found an old dress in my house laying around. I decided to dye it green to wear it out on St. Patrick's day. Turns out it was my grandmother's wedding dress that my sister was planning to wear for her wedding. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML
Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I was having a garage sale and my mother-in-law came by to see what I was selling. She decided to buy these ugly green wine glasses that were still unopened. It turns out that she gave those to my wife and me when we got married. FML
Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML
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heatherjay 0
what the **** kind of wedding dress was it that you couldn't tell?
mich23 10
This is why you pay attention to things that arent yours!
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Comments (218)
oakaleafy 0
I think any normal person would notice a WEDDING DRESS "laying around". Besides, wouldn't you ask who's dress was there seriously, complete carelessness.
lollipopz8988 0
Today, my sister found my wedding dress which also used to belong to my grandmother and decided it would be a good idea to dye it green and wear it out for St. Patrick's day. Now my wedding is ruined. FML
lolol182 4
idiot. YDI
lab2lb 0
someones a smartypants!
batch56 0
why would you wear anything remotely close to a wedding dress out on st patty's day?
rach_magoo 0
YOU ARE RETARDED
ummmyeahhh 0
...my mother wore a plain white dress for her wedding. it had long sleeves and went to her knees. i didnt know it was a wedding dress until i saw the pictures. you can't always tell. and some brides didnt wear fancy dresses, especially not in the grandmother's time...
thereveille 0
Why in the world would you wear something like a wedding dress in public? Unless you were getting married, of course. This is where the buying-a-t-shirt-would've-been-better thoughts should've come into your head.
lolurfuched 0
if i know women there is no way theyd **** up that bad when it comes to clothes which leads to my theories 1: your a guy. (and in this case why the hell would you be wearing a dress, let alone a WEDDING dress) 2:This is fake 3: your a five year old in special ed who somehow managed to dye a dress green 4: you hate FML so you choose to fill its database with your stupidity
Cadle90 0
haha #8 she is the black sheep of the family now.... i mean green sheep :D