Today, I found an old dress in my house laying around. I decided to dye it green to wear it out on St. Patrick's day. Turns out it was my grandmother's wedding dress that my sister was planning to wear for her wedding. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML
Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I was having a garage sale and my mother-in-law came by to see what I was selling. She decided to buy these ugly green wine glasses that were still unopened. It turns out that she gave those to my wife and me when we got married. FML
Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML
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heatherjay 0
what the **** kind of wedding dress was it that you couldn't tell?
mich23 10
This is why you pay attention to things that arent yours!
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Comments (218)
123_GO 0
how can you not tell the difference between a wedding dress and an old worn down dress? and why wouldn't you ask somebody before you dyed it?
whatsarahsaid 0
Dude.. seriously? If it's not yours, I would suggest ASKING AROUND. This is an FML for your sister, rather.
rosiegrewup 0
Wow, I'm glad you're not my sister. No respect for things that aren't yours, much?
bitchplease69_fml 0
Your sister is cheap.
lifepwns 0
How do you just suddenly find an old dress laying around your house.... and NOT know wtf it is or what its for... moron. lol
shauna_fml 0
lol it's her GRANDMOTHERS wedding dress, guys. It probably looked like a ******* dirty old rag. Your sister is better off without it, she should just get a nice, new one.
Boomi 39
Um, bitch, some people have these things called TRADITION or they want to wear something that means a lot to someone else in the family, since the wedding dress also counts as the 'something old'. You can't replace an antique dress with a new one and pretend everything is alright.
bobbinika 1
better call Billy Mays haha
Ibeapirate 0
You didn't even bother to ask whose it was? You definitely deserved that one.
Liam_fml 0
This was posted on the 16........a day before st. paddy's day................ the hell?
AlyshaDeShae 10
Wow . . . That's just so horrible. You totally deserve to get your butt kicked! It doesn't even matter that it was your grandmother's wedding dress or that your sister was planning to wear it as hers. Plain and simple, it was NOT yours! You don't mess with things that do not belong to you! It's wrong! #102 - Some people plan ahead. For all we know, this could have been done last week.