Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took a shower and went to put clothes on after, only to find no clothes in my closet. My mom took them all and hid them. No idea why. No idea when I will get them back. FML
Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML
Today, I put all my clothes into two piles. One pile had clothes I usually wear, the other clothes I wanted to donate. When I was done, I put the piles into two jumbo trash bags. I came back a bit later and they both were gone. My mom donated both bags. I have no clothes. FML
Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML
Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML
Today, my mom found a box full of stuff she had been looking for. She started going through it and found baby pictures of my sister and me, as well as pictures of the cats. She put my baby pictures back in the box and closed the lid. The cat pictures are now hanging in her living room. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, while sorting through my clothes, I found one of my ex's old sweaters. After a lot of thought and difficulty, I threw it out. I felt empowered, until my father later rifled through my trash and claimed the sweater for himself. FML
Today, for my mom's birthday, I couldn't figure out what to get her, so I just took some of her jewelry, wrapped it up, and re-gifted it. She recognized it instantly. FML
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TherealMort 0
That sucks. Give your mom away as a gift.
checkersonsocks 0
Won't your cousin notice that she's wearing your clothes? Or at least that they're used?
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Comments (152)
TherealMort 0
That sucks. Give your mom away as a gift.
xosportsgirl14x 8
Judging by their mom, that would be a worse gift to receive than socks.
Ghoztencountr 0
Op haven't you ever heard of the saying sharing is caring :p
jomo111 5
Do the same except give your mom's clothes to your Aunt.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Does this mean I can share my herpes with you #25? Since I care so much about you...
Ghoztencountr 0
Sure... I think of std's as pokémon... I gotta catch them all
abcgum234 0
Hell yeah
tatababe 1
Give her jewelry away as a gift to your aunt
lionandthelamb61 9
At least the mom didn't wrap the gifts and give them back to the OP... My friends mom would take the likes of half burnt candles and used toiletries, wrap them, and give them as gifts to me and my friend on Christmas. She wasn't even hard up, just doped up on booze and prescription pills. We would laugh about it then, but in reality I'm sure it was really hard on my friend seeing her mom like that for most of her childhood. FYL, Op, if your mom is anything like my friends, you might want to stage an intervention with family.
TherealMort 0
90- a new mom should go on your Christmas list this year.
EatnBeef 7
I'll be ya momma! You're grounded forever though
truebrotrue 7
Op should wrap up some of her moms clothes and send them to her aunt as "gifts"
truebrotrue 7
Whoops,didn't read 31's comment before I posted,send me a shovel I am gonna be buried
YDIbigtimebro 4
Chill out
MeeshaMeeshaPup 8
Did OP's mom really think she wouldn't notice? I'm sure I would notice right away if my mom gave away my most favorite outfit. That's just messed up.
LolFMLnot 10
Next time take your mothers clothes and give it to your friends mother :$ as a gift
ScarletBloom 14
I doubt his mum will be wanted by people as a gift.
cjade5 0
It says she took a few... At least you have more and they aren't ALL gone. That's just my assumption though. Don't penalize me if I'm wrong.
xphoebex 5
YDI for having stylish clothes, Lol jokes. Sell her. XD
sambyrdPF 4
That sucks... hahaha!
Xr70r7 4
Does it now?
THE_A_TEEN 28
I bet he enjoy's another persons misfortune's. Hence the "hahaha"...
Xr70r7 4
Congradulashuns. I go on her funny, not sympathy, sorry.
StoryOfTheYear 15
2- Your comment sucks... hahaha!
sinking_fish 12
46- I sincerely hope you did that on purpose.
SillyFart 7
Nah bro it was autocorrect
YDIbigtimebro 4
Chill out
Xr70r7 4
Yes I did do that on purpose. I even denied the autocorrect! Yaa
goldfishgod 20
Sharing is caring.
thisisafunnyname 12
here, share my AIDS. but only cause i care about you
flockz 20
here's some used condoms. i only wear them to protect my lady from my warts.... but it doesn't matter because i care about you and I'm willing to share.
YDIbigtimebro 4
Chill out.
nikl 6
And stealing is wrong So do us a favor and SHUT THE **** UP, thank you very much
bananagrams 9
Here have some..... Shit 101 wrecked the combo!
checkersonsocks 0
Won't your cousin notice that she's wearing your clothes? Or at least that they're used?
silver848 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Ops mom is wearing ops clothes? When did I miss that detail?
marinus_fml 20
39- re read 4's comment. Kthnxbai
bballsoccerrocks 7
At least you get more clothes. Maybe
blackmanonboard 0
I hope the clothes weren't vintage
chili_is_good 0
Streaking?
bitchslapped22 14
Looks like that'll be necesarry
EatnBeef 7
Don't forget to bring your mom
poemqueen 15
That's really cheap of your mom op!
CalCommando 6
Sharing is caring. But seriously, that is the epitome of douche.
YDIbigtimebro 4
Chill out
mommabear0823 12
Are you seriously going to post that on pretty well every comment 98?
aceangel6 4
D8< that`d make me so mad! do you feel less loved? I sure would.
SuckItTrolls 7
Let me guess, you're between the ages of 10-15...and you're very emotional.
oreobunbun 3
Most likely female...(flame war in 3...2...)
2ndSucks 15
...1. Oh, it's not here. Imagine that.
samiwammy 5
My mom has done that to me too. >.< I'm sorry OP.
josejimenez 0
Shit happens
cheeseboy77 0
at least she didn't sell your car while saying happy thanksgiving... (reference)
WCARlover 35
Did she really think she could get away with that? Not like you wouldn't see your cousin afterwards and put 2 and 2 together
UrNuckinFuts 0
Sorry OP. That's extremely messed up.