Shrek's Pubes
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Meghan Elise
Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML
Anonymous
Wheelers Hill, Australia
Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
Fmyhair
Norway
It's called fashion, Deborah
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Anonymous
Albany, United States
Hairstyle lifehack
Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I bleached my hair. Not only did it fry, it also has a very noticeable green tint and because of the damage, I can't dye it again for a while. Now I keep getting asked "Why so serious?" by my friends. FML
shitberries
Jefferson City, United States
Today, I tried dying my hair blonde. I put my hair in a bun and waited for it to dye. I guess I did something wrong, because my hair is now 4 different shades of blonde/orange, along with patches of my natural black hair. FML
Anonymous
Everything's gone green
Today, it's been a month since the hair dye that was supposed to be temporary is still making my hair tropically green, now with some added roots making it look even worse. FML
Hair Fail
United States
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
y00na
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Anonymous
Batesville, United States
Tainted
Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML
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purplepixie23 16
Stylists are trained for a reason!
Inkoseh 33
Heck yes they are! Go somewhere that they'll know what they're doing! Hair requires the right amount of chemicals to bleach depending on hair health. They charge the amount they do not just for the product, but for the time and knowledge on how to do your hair! Don't DIY or go to a stylist in a grocery store.
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purplepixie23 16
Stylists are trained for a reason!
Inkoseh 33
Heck yes they are! Go somewhere that they'll know what they're doing! Hair requires the right amount of chemicals to bleach depending on hair health. They charge the amount they do not just for the product, but for the time and knowledge on how to do your hair! Don't DIY or go to a stylist in a grocery store.
Amanda G Rich 23
probably because you can't dye your hair blonde, just bleach it
BloodRedViola 12
sounds like you went from a dyed dark color to blonde. which in that case, is your fault.
JosephFDawson 7
Same thing happened to my aunt in high school. I don't think there's anything wrong with dying hair if it's done right.
RichardPencil 32
Put on Joker makeup and you’ll be ok. Go with the Heath Ledger look to scare the **** out of everyone or try the Cesar Romero to make everyone laugh.
ViviMage 40
That username! I love it! Just do what they did in the 60's! Lemon juice in the hair and direct sunlight! Be a sub worshipper! Risk skin cancer! No seriously use sunblock please. Don't worry, you can dye it again, or just cosplay as an anime character for a while! I'll be Sailor Jupiter if you'll be Sailor Neptune! Or pick up basketball and call yourself the Worm!
ThrottleJockey 36
They're delicious, I can see why you told her to become a sub worshipper. However, I don't think they directly cause cancer nor do I see how that would help her hair situation.
Fiona Ashe 9
Lemme guess. You had a crappy brown box dye on? Or a blue black? Those both have stubborn green tones. You can counter act them red, you might be better off just coloring your hair red for now and trying to lift to blonde in the future.