Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my history teacher. When I woke up everyone stared at me rather weirdly and the teacher wasn't there. Turns out I was moaning my history teachers name through my sleep. FML
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Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML
Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML
Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say, "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so I replied, "What time is it? When is this fucking class going to be over?" it wasn't my boyfriend talking. It was my professor. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the middle of an online class. Now everyone calls me Sleeping Beauty. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
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lexii29 0
hey, maybe you'll get an A in that class..
dwights 0
Bow chicka wow wowwwwww if your a guy "hey Mrs Sanner wanna see my Civil war cannon ;)"
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Comments (125)
Checkitawwt 0
LMAO. Well what'd s/he have to say afterwards?
BlueJeans2626 0
I bet he got really turned on by that I think someones getting an A in history
KingDingALing 9
this is exactly why im afraid to sleep during class...
Lozza111 0
yeah, I know what u mean, I'm afraid to sleep anywhere incase I say something...
toaster468 0
he left cause he got hard...
AshleyTay 0
wonder what the dream was about.
htb2050 11
I do the same. today I was dozed off a couple of times in library but tried my best not to sleepp
K4neIgnTon_Mill3 5
Hopefully a "Donny Burger"(Thats my Boy) kinda sit. ;)
Muskrat777 13
Or maybe a D ; )
lexii29 0
hey, maybe you'll get an A in that class..
ekim300 26
It looks like she wants the teacher to give her a D though.
slutmuffin 0
So...are you a guy or a girl? And is your teacher a guy or a girl? That is quite amusing, though.
tino9824 0
op is a girl, if that changes anything. :)
Excellence 0
What kind of dream was it? Was it sexual in any way, or did it just happen to involve your history teacher?
Yinzernation87 0
wow lol it must of been a good dream
CaptainDDL 0
Hahahaha that sucks.
dwights 0
Bow chicka wow wowwwwww if your a guy "hey Mrs Sanner wanna see my Civil war cannon ;)"
haha08 0
well is the teacher hot at least?
mmmarissa 0
lmaoo #7 made me giggle
urbanrendezvous 0
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