Today, I found an old dress in my house laying around. I decided to dye it green to wear it out on St. Patrick's day. Turns out it was my grandmother's wedding dress that my sister was planning to wear for her wedding. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML
Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I was having a garage sale and my mother-in-law came by to see what I was selling. She decided to buy these ugly green wine glasses that were still unopened. It turns out that she gave those to my wife and me when we got married. FML
Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML
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heatherjay 0
what the **** kind of wedding dress was it that you couldn't tell?
mich23 10
This is why you pay attention to things that arent yours!
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Comments (218)
Bunbu 8
Oh my god, you're a ******* idiot. Ask before you touch other people's things. And it didn't look OLD to you? It didn't look like a WEDDING DRESS to you? Are you blind? Wow. I have absolutely no respect for you, as you obviously have no respect for other people's or their property.
mak349 0
a bucket of white paint should fix the problem
shsnd 0
Why wouldn't you ASK first!?
epic_failure_lol 0
are your parents...brother and sister or are they cousins?
serenitylater 0
How could you not realize it was a wedding dress? Either you're a moron with terrible powers of observation, or (more likely) this is bullsh-t.
Bleep_fml 0
Really, how stupid can you be? There's only one valid excuse for this: if you asked your mom if you could dye the dress, and she said okay because she didn't know what it's a wedding dress (even if her own mother got married in it).
Bangly 0
HAHA YES! I hope they change the entire wedding to be green, that'd be bad ass. I also hope they let everyone know that it's your fault, you shouldn't do stuff like that unless you KNOW it's yours.
snow_cloak 0
Exactly how did you come up with such a crazy idea?! You need a hobby.
bmur 0
how can you mistake a wedding dress? it is seriously ugly or something? i just don't get.
afj67 0
f your sister's life, not yours. i think you should but her a dress to make up for it.