Today, I found an old dress in my house laying around. I decided to dye it green to wear it out on St. Patrick's day. Turns out it was my grandmother's wedding dress that my sister was planning to wear for her wedding. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML
Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I was having a garage sale and my mother-in-law came by to see what I was selling. She decided to buy these ugly green wine glasses that were still unopened. It turns out that she gave those to my wife and me when we got married. FML
Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML
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heatherjay 0
what the **** kind of wedding dress was it that you couldn't tell?
mich23 10
This is why you pay attention to things that arent yours!
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Comments (218)
Shallow_Padentic 0
exactly number 4. You totally deserved that period. How dumb are you to not recognize a wedding dress. Is that even possible.
derfboy23 0
Do you always just take crap that doesn't belong to you?
melodicrevision 0
Complete BS, you'd know it was a wedding dress
iforgotmypass 0
you can always put bleach. right?
crazycookies97 0
you should ask if that is someone's
Vehicle 1
It's times like this when I wish there was a 'Yeah, you're life is effed, but you deserved it'. I mean I'm VERY sorry and all but shouldn't you have paid more attention...?
mark_my_words 0
dumbass
sis_fml 0
I suggest you find yourself someone licensed in textiles and hope they can fix your mess and hopefully change back to its original color. You're the definition of epic fail.
christopherlove 0
Why does that bitch think her wedding day is any more important than your St. Patrick's Day?
bunnybunny12 0
DUDE. Why would you go and dye a dress green without asking anyone who's it is? Didn't you ever think that maybe the owner of that dress wanted it? Or did you just assume that, since it was old, you could just dye it green and nobody would care? That was extremely thoughtless of you. YDI.