Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
Today, I wore my first thong, which I bought weeks ago but was only just now brave enough to wear. As I was leaving, my little brother decided I really needed a wedgie. The thong garrotted my bum hole and I now have toilet paper up there because it won't stop bleeding. FML
Today, I was trying on dresses in a stall that requires an employee of the store to have a key to open. After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens my door, to give the stall to someone else. The entire store could see me in my granny panties and bra. FML
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, whilst in a dressing room trying on some new clothes, I experienced the sheer terror of having someone fling a pair of dirty panties over the stall wall only to make off with some stolen ones, whilst you're still standing there in shock staring at another woman's dirty underwear. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML
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gingermonster16 0
Eww that's vile. For the both of you.
punkazzneon 0
Why would someone try on a random pair of undies left in a fitting room.... Wouldn't you notice that they are used?? At least you noticed that she tried them in. Imagin her wearing them and leaving them where she found it o.o
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gingermonster16 0
Eww that's vile. For the both of you.
wintamint101 7
how would you even know she had tried it on?
howie321 0
she probably went to the associates and asked for a bigger size or something. and besides, who would touch some other chicks thong?
sawabear15 0
Ewww. Thongs - Nasty butt floss!
howie321 0
This is true but necessary for some clothing so you don't get pantie lines. if you were it on a daily basis, definitely a butt floss.
sophiehelen 32
I wear thongs daily and it's not nasty at all. They're incredibly comfortable
nooneknowsmyname 0
AHGAHAHA **** HER life... it has your woman juices on it!! >< just go commando now :] i'm sure no one will mind
i_wuz_nver_here 31
woman juices... really are u like 10?
davault 0
hey cooties are the#1 disease among children, he has a reason to fear the juices
trojan124 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
um gross... it would be better to have your thong showing than to be naked under the dress. YDI it for not preparing and for being hygienically challenged
Win_fml 0
"Today, I was left on a fitting room hanger. Then a fat lady shoved me inside her. FML"
laurisshnazzy 0
Wow, #2 must be ten years old or something. Anyway, yeah, ew. I'd say it's more of a FHL though. Ick.
howie321 0
no? any maybe some of us aren't ***** miss " look at my pro pic! my bra strap is showing! H-A-W-T!!" but no it's actually not.
sweettpie129 11
I agree with six how is it gross it's just a type of underwear and the way she's putting her shoulder makes her bra strap fall saying it's her bra strap and not another shirt she's wearing under it.
rubyliu8420 7
Shnazzy you have an amazing rack!
bizarre_ftw 22
121 - Hun, I think you need an update on the definition of "****" Let me guess, strict Christian household? For the record, there are Far more provocative, slutty things a girl can do than wearing a bra.
punkazzneon 0
Why would someone try on a random pair of undies left in a fitting room.... Wouldn't you notice that they are used?? At least you noticed that she tried them in. Imagin her wearing them and leaving them where she found it o.o
californicated 0
ish! who would try on a used thong? that's just plain grodyy!
Kyraniums 0
So.. did she buy it? :D
Shizden 0
ida kept it o.O i like wearing girl clothes :D ive stolen several pairs of panties