Today, I found an old dress in my house laying around. I decided to dye it green to wear it out on St. Patrick's day. Turns out it was my grandmother's wedding dress that my sister was planning to wear for her wedding. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML
Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I was having a garage sale and my mother-in-law came by to see what I was selling. She decided to buy these ugly green wine glasses that were still unopened. It turns out that she gave those to my wife and me when we got married. FML
Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML
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heatherjay 0
what the **** kind of wedding dress was it that you couldn't tell?
mich23 10
This is why you pay attention to things that arent yours!
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Comments (218)
abcdefgh_fml 0
dude are you that dumb that you couldn't tell that it was a wedding dress?! wedding dresses usually look different than a normal dress!
elemenopyqrstuv 0
you're adopted!
ummmyeahhh 0
okay, i could understand finding a bunch of dresses in an attic, and a wedding dress from the "olden days" might not look like a wedding dress from nowadays... but still. if you found something put away like that at your house, you'd think to make sure it was being kept for a reason first.
dammn 0
LMFAOOOOO , how ugly was it ? you would have known if it was a wedding dress otherwise .
musedae 0
Fake, for realz. I don't believe this at all. If it's your SISTERS wedding, you would definitely know she was planning to wear that dress. And wedding dresses aren't typically left "lying around". I call fake on this. NOBODY is this stupid.
nikkikeener 4
oh come on, SOMEONE is ALWAYS that stupid...
bread_fml 0
That's utterly moronic.
countrygal926 0
My guess would be that she found out it was her sisters wedding dress before she wore it on st patricks day, mainly because st. patricks day is tomorrow.
gorina 0
If you read more carefully, OP is unfortunately a guy.
kitties_fml 12
why...would you do that
smiller0789 3
Seriously? Do you always just go around making irreversible alterations to items when you don't know who they belong to? Epic fail.
cmb8280 24
Touché.
olivejuice 0
#36 that's exactly what I was going to say. Old-fashioned wedding dresses weren't always the huge flashy dresses we normally think of. Especially if they were from say the 20s, the flapper style was more in then, even in the shape of wedding dresses. I still don't get why you would pick up something that WASN'T yours and decide to alter it... you deserved it. You should offer to help her pay for a new dress! And I hope there's even time for her to get one!