Today, I found an old dress in my house laying around. I decided to dye it green to wear it out on St. Patrick's day. Turns out it was my grandmother's wedding dress that my sister was planning to wear for her wedding. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML
Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I was having a garage sale and my mother-in-law came by to see what I was selling. She decided to buy these ugly green wine glasses that were still unopened. It turns out that she gave those to my wife and me when we got married. FML
Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML
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heatherjay 0
what the **** kind of wedding dress was it that you couldn't tell?
mich23 10
This is why you pay attention to things that arent yours!
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Comments (218)
dang_fml 0
FAIL.
killa_chris 0
AWWWW, ****!
LordP123 0
Yikes...didn't it like...look nice....?
Lou_Briccant 0
Convince your sister to get married on St Pattys day. Problem solved!
blowupragdoll 0
wow. you are an idiot.
pancakes_n_syrup 0
you find an old antiqueish dress and decide to dye it without mentioning it to anyone? You're screwed for being dumb
texmas 0
What kind of dumb **** dyes SOMEONE ELSE'S antique wedding dress green for a stupid fake holiday like St. Patrick's Day and then says THEIR life is ****** when they've ruined their sister's wedding? You deserved that. You deserved that. You deserved that. You deserved that. You deserved that.
audiogasmic 0
Dude you ******* suck. I agree with everyone that's saying how the hell did you NOT realize it was a wedding dress, and why the **** would you do something that permanent to something that ISN'T yours? Jesus, my roommate wanted to rip me a new one for eating one of her granola bars, I can't imagine how bad someone closer to me would want to kill me for doing something that retarded. You totally deserve any shit you get from your family.
buckfutter 0
wow i dont know what to say way to go
leyash 0
If it wasn't yours, don't you think that you would NOT dye it green?! I mean, that's just common sense. You owe your sister a new dress.