Today, I found an old dress in my house laying around. I decided to dye it green to wear it out on St. Patrick's day. Turns out it was my grandmother's wedding dress that my sister was planning to wear for her wedding. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML
Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I was having a garage sale and my mother-in-law came by to see what I was selling. She decided to buy these ugly green wine glasses that were still unopened. It turns out that she gave those to my wife and me when we got married. FML
Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML
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heatherjay 0
what the **** kind of wedding dress was it that you couldn't tell?
mich23 10
This is why you pay attention to things that arent yours!
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Comments (218)
Roto13 0
So, what, you just found a dress and assumed its owner wouldn't care if you dyed it green? What's wrong with you?
gravityplanx 0
you're an asshole.... like... we know it wasn't on purpose, but it WASNT YOURS so why the **** were you even touching it?
mf_fml 0
are you serious. ask first, no matter if it looks brand-new or old.
jdrives 0
define "lying around"...? unless it was in the "goodwill" pile, why the hell would you mess with it?
pokipoki 0
since you've dyed it green, you should wear it anyway. and take picture for us so we can have some laugh. i feel bad for your date tonight though. he'll have to be seen in public with someone wearing a green vintage wedding dress. unless he's a lepechraun, then it's okay.
sasharaigh 0
Number four was hilarious.
shannononst08 0
yeah i was thinkin the same thing...did it not resemble a wedding dress in some way, shape, or form?? lol
mylifesucks_alot 0
Didn't anybody ever tell you not to touch what isn't yours? You are obviously inconsiderate, but I feel like scolding you too much would be wrong since you are evidently not very bright.
pommeblossom 0
Dyeing a dress would be too messy and unsuccessful rather than buying one. Which is easy.
panda_bear511 0
I'm sorry... But #1. You may have partially ruined your sister's WEDDING #2. Weren't you taught that if something isn't yours, you ASK before you DYE it strange colors #2.5 Why would you wear a wedding dress (even if it were green) on St. Patty's day #3. I'm sorry, but you're screwed. The dye is probably pretty strong and even bleaching it won't restore the dress quite right I'm sorry you effed up badly... Maybe just check around a bit more next time and don't act so instinctively