Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML
Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling this god awful B.O. smell and had no idea where it was coming from. On the car ride home, we all figured out it was actually me. FML
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Today, as I was getting ready to go to class, I accidentally stepped in dog poop. I was in a hurry, so I scraped it off as best as I could. When I go to class, I noticed it smelled. The girl behind me noticed and said, "Mmmmm, smells like food in here." FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant waiting for a table. Some lady walked by, smelling like BO and patchouli oil. I attempted to cover my nose with my sweatshirt, but I thumped a small girl in the process. FML
Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
Today, while applying deodorant, my mom came up behind me slapped the stick out of my hand, and confiscated it, saying, “No one needs deodorant when it’s this cold.” At work, I got so many complaints about my B.O that I was sent home to go take a shower. I shower every single day. FML
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redblueviolet 0
I tried to say no when I moderated this... for the OP's sake. OP, you're going to have to deal with people telling you that you're a moronic piece of shit for making a simple mistake. I wouldn't read the rest of the comments if I were you.
Miso_Soupu 0
How could your body odor be that bad simply because you forgot deodorant? Perhaps you should try showering...
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Comments (116)
trucktwister 0
wow
npk88 0
She's kind of a bitch though for the part about assuming it was the girl next to her and for planning on "calling her out" on it in public. So yeah...YDI for sure.
Reyo 2
OP: It's humbling once you figure out that you're not God's gift to existance, isn't it?
Crasken 0
OP, I don't think you really have the right to "tell someone off" for having bad body odor
thewhitecrayon 0
Sounds like you are the really ill-mannered one, OP.
glenzhao2 16
Reyo, I just wanted to let you know that you're awesome :)
MisterDoctor 12
Reyo, your comment is magnificent.
skullcandifiedDJ 5
So did you tell yourself off?
trucktwister 0
that's dumb
KrazyKcRacing31 0
ydi
writerajere 0
wow your life is ruined, that's so terrible.
Feverrotes 15
I love the sarcasm. I gotta agree all the way. FML situation should be f***ed up to the degree it will stay and haunt one's mind for a long time. (Unless it is funny as f***, then post it by all means)
jts2 3
An FML is meant as a stress-reliever, to get a simple screwup off your mind. It's meant for things like this (though I agree it was a bitchy move of the OP to plan on calling her out), not, "Today, I was in a horrible car crash with my wife and two kids in the same car. They were brutally killed by flying debris, while I survived without a scratch. It was my fault. FML". Shit like THAT is just ****ing depressing, which this site isn't meant to be.
MrWombastic 0
Who approves these FMLs?!
hahahaha1239 0
why were you that dirty in the first place?
redblueviolet 0
I tried to say no when I moderated this... for the OP's sake. OP, you're going to have to deal with people telling you that you're a moronic piece of shit for making a simple mistake. I wouldn't read the rest of the comments if I were you.
npk88 0
again...its not a YDI just because she forgot to put on deodorant...its because she's a bitch and was going to "call out" an innocent girl to publicly embarrass said girl; when it was in fact her own BO
FlexMaster 10
also if she showered the BO wouldn't be "really bad"
lifeinhd 3
You didn't even say anything to her, merely "thought to myself" that you'd tell her off, and yet your life is ******? Am I missing something?
vexis58 1
My thoughts exactly. The OP didn't even ACTUALLY tell the girl off. Or is she complaining because she felt bad about thinking it?
lifeinhd 3
Wow, the OP is such a moronic piece of shit for making a simple mistake, isn't he?
lifeinhd 3
Supposed to be a reply to #7.
TheLetterZero 7
If you're going to insult people, at least know their gender first. :P
solipsistic 0
This. I hate people that think it's their job to tell others off and I lol'd hard when it was you.