Today, I found an old dress in my house laying around. I decided to dye it green to wear it out on St. Patrick's day. Turns out it was my grandmother's wedding dress that my sister was planning to wear for her wedding. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML
Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I was having a garage sale and my mother-in-law came by to see what I was selling. She decided to buy these ugly green wine glasses that were still unopened. It turns out that she gave those to my wife and me when we got married. FML
Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML
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heatherjay 0
what the **** kind of wedding dress was it that you couldn't tell?
mich23 10
This is why you pay attention to things that arent yours!
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Comments (218)
DuchessAngel37 0
Oh that sucks! People, stop being so obnoxious. Have you seen some of the wedding dresses from back in your grandparent's day? They don't look like wedding gowns today. Some of them look less fancy than a cocktail dress. Is it possible that "laying around" meant tucked away in an attic or some shit, presumably forgotten? Clearly her sister wasn't really that excited about wearing the dress for her wedding, or else she would have known about it. A friend of mine dyed her grandmother's wedding dress black for Halloween. St. Patrick's Day is not a fake holiday, bitch. I think I covered all my complaints to people, too bad I forgot all the numbers.
Enchiladattack 12
Looking through attic Find box Box has a dress inside Nothing too special, but clearly has some significance to the family if it was stored here. Should I go to my family members and ask where the dress is from? ... HAHAHA, I slay myself. Make irreversible and irresponsible changes to the dress by throwing it in a tub of dye But, what's this? It's a wedding dress? And my sister was going to use it on her wedding? Oh no! I should have used the slightest bit of foresight or asked about the origins of the dress!
jesseheath 0
diiiiiiiiiiiiick moooooooodddddeeeeeeee
myrie 0
you couldn't find a HANES shirt or something else to dye green? didn't it look like a wedding dress?
roachspray 0
Fake. And if it's not... Wow you're an obnoxious tool.
Silhouette_fml 0
Why would you take a random dress that isn't yours and dye it for something silly like St. Patrick's day... That's just rude. Plus, it should have been at least somewhat obvious it was a wedding dress...
jayfx 0
ohhh ****... nice going LOL
naatalieeee 0
dumbass ask first
chouxpastryheart 0
kudos for creativity; shame for not having asked first!
meow_meow_fml 0
shouldn't touch things that aren't yours
altna 4
Just because it's in your house, doesn't mean it's yours. Unless you live alone. Which you obviously do not. ...Yeah.