Today, I found an old dress in my house laying around. I decided to dye it green to wear it out on St. Patrick's day. Turns out it was my grandmother's wedding dress that my sister was planning to wear for her wedding. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML
Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I was having a garage sale and my mother-in-law came by to see what I was selling. She decided to buy these ugly green wine glasses that were still unopened. It turns out that she gave those to my wife and me when we got married. FML
Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML
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heatherjay 0
what the **** kind of wedding dress was it that you couldn't tell?
mich23 10
This is why you pay attention to things that arent yours!
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Comments (218)
Jteams18 0
Hahaha that sucks. Didnt it look like a wedding dress...? FIRST.
Gstone5 0
she deserves it for not asking before acting, and also your family has comunication problems if you didnt know wht it was when you saw it.
brasilbabe 0
isn't the OP a guy?
NzaHaFML 13
Color the dress white like you did with green. There's luck on St Patricks Day so use it! :)
Day_Dreams 0
Sounds like OP didn't have the luck of the Irish.
owneditup 0
if u live in a house with more than just urself u cant just use whatever u find...
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
u no I dye my sisters dresses different colors all the time...but it's more of a joke than me actually wearing them. I'm a guy too but I don't wear dresses
SadinSherman 16
No she is a female
missmontreal97 4
SHUT THE EFF UP ok sure it's just a wedding day but they want to look beautiful and take pics so they could look good and show their kids how their amazing wedding went sp shut up and live with it.
guestxxx 0
166, it's not like it was a super expensive dress that got ruined, it was an old one that was being passed down. She wasn't planning on spending any money on her dress. Now someone has to spend something on it, even if it's just the cost of the bleach to turn the dress white again.
itialian_lol 0
ur both missing the point. a wedding is about emotion and love, and if a bride feels a little decoration makes it a happier or more emotional (beautiful) occasion, then fine. but a wedding deffinately is NOT centered around having pictures for the future. thats idiotic at best.
zelhackin 0
ALRIGHT STFU!!!!! A wedding is a traditional ritual used to symbolize the companionship between two people Weddings could be done with a drunk pastor in a barn or they can be done by the Pope in The Holy Cathedral. Either way they hold the same bond Women have blown this ritual WAY out of preportion because it's supposed to be the day they always dream of. WELL **** EM. If every wedding was perfect than they would be boring as hell. I say wear that green dress with pride because when you wear it you say " should I give a **** about tradition?" and if anyone asks why it's green than blame OP
minisquid 9
WRITING LARGE BLOCKS OF ANGRY TEXT RANDOMLY SPACED MAKES ME FEEL MASCULINE BLAHRGGGGHHHHH
everyday_normal_ 0
Dye it back? Lol
robertlovespi 3
All you people saying that she shouldn't care about the dress, remember this was the grandmothers old dress. I am sure it has sentimental value.
LilaBear 2
Did you seriously just say that a family has communication problems just because someone didn't recognise their grandmother's wedding dress?
thisisbutaname 38
The communication problem exists because: 1. OP didn't know about her sister's plans; 2. OP didn't think of asking someone before dyeing a random wedding dress she found in the house
Kadie_fml 0
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AW that sucks so much!
jenna_rae 0
pit says OP is a male. does that mean he wore a dress?
flamegrilled123 3
Maybe op sister can have a hipster wedding?
aamberlee 0
It couldn't have been that nice if you thought it was just an old dress. These things happen op, but FYL.
mich23 10
This is why you pay attention to things that arent yours!
fruitmasterpuff 2
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well it was in HER house so she had the right.
thedaish 0
Am I the only one who sees that the OP is a guy?
Mischief109 11
I really wish people could learn how to read the symbols that tell if it's a girl or boy...
chandlerbelacic 17
No, OP isn't a guy. Get your symbols right.
chandlerbelacic 17
Well, anyways, time for bleach!
SailorSolaris 43
It clearly states that OP is female.
cwl727 33
Easiest way to remember the signs is the one pointing up is a guy so think of it as a guy is having an erection.
heatherjay 0
what the **** kind of wedding dress was it that you couldn't tell?
NoisyNykkii 10
My exact thought.
dalink 24
Clearly it was just laying out in the open for NO apparent reason whatsoever... *sarcasm*
sulitak 27
a heirloom. they're not as obvious as current day
Glickstick 0
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HHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
evanwilliams 4
How stupid do you have to be to not a) recognize a wedding dress and b) want to wear a green wedding dress out on St. Patty's Day?
cmb8280 24
Ahaha! A green wedding dress on St. Patty's Day! I didn't even think of that!!
jm88 0
Guess who's the family favorite!
amystar1 0
How could you not have know that was your grandma's dress? I'll tell you what I tell my kids...if it's not yours, don't touch it!
LanaToTheTA 13
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She said it was in her house
TheGamingGamer 28
But she's not your child. Duh.
vonstrangle 0
You're SO not invited to any family reunions.
PureGold 0
OMG...you fail at life. That's horrible!! x(