ksmith
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when she goes on "business trips." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
praise the prenup
Delaware, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that the landscaper my wife hired on my behalf wasn't kidding when he said he was going to trim my wife's bush. FML
CJ
Lethbridge, Canada
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Anonymous
F*ck the patriarchy
Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML
Matt
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML
Toothy
United States
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Baldy
New Zealand
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
smsmall
United States
Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML
Eddie
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
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bluebird0020 2
Ouchhhh. Sorry dude. Nothing funny about that.
6969awesome 0
That's when you go stalk her, see if she's cheating, then have a "buisness trip" to a divorce lawyer
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neongurl98 10
Leave her! When she comes back from her "business trips" have all her stuff in a box so she can have it one her next business trip! :D
Damion_Laverne 6
To the left to the left! Everything you own in a box to the left!
jobsman99 0
ask her why she shaved her bush. offer to help her shave it and keep it shaved. then enjoy a little munching if your own with her. and get some spark back. then f$ck her brains out.
EvilDave 13
Or, better yet, arrange for a PI to follow her and get evidence of her cheating, then divorce her and get everything.
purpledogs 0
shit leave her ass
cmbfml 0
Maybe you could accompany her on business sometime? :) Or surprise her at the hotel with flowers and enjoy the shaving! Then you have peace of mind, nothing is worse than not knowing. Good luck to you both.
Legendslayer222 26
Don't worry OP, it's only "business".
asherah14 7
I trim the lawn daily or at least every other because I can't stand the stubble feeling but I'm seldom irritated down there. Guess my husband is a lucky man I keep it trimmed for him.
SolemnlyLove 7
you need to look more into it, and im sorry if shes cheating on you but if she is i would bang her sister
RyNo24 4
Who cares? Let her fool around, it's just sex...
ReynshineCutting 10
I really hope you're kidding.
RyNo24 4
Nope.
ReynshineCutting 10
Wow. I had respect for you since you might be a firefighter but now all of it's gone. Good luck ever keeping a woman, because with that attitude you never will.
RyNo24 4
I'm a firefighter, I don't have problems with girls... Haha
ReynshineCutting 10
You might have no problems meeting or dating girls, but it won't take long for them to see what a prick you are and dump your pathetic ass. I predict at least 2 divorces in your future. You give firefighters a bad name.
linolium9 0
Maybe if you kept that bitch at home you wouldn't need to worry about her "business trips"
RyNo24 4
Obviously he isn't satisfying her enough...
ReynshineCutting 10
Why do people think that the only reason people cheat is that they're not getting enough sex at home or that it justifies it in any way? Nothing justifies it and there are other reasons for cheating other than not getting enough sex from your spouse.
suicidaltaco9 0
Go on a "vacation".