ksmith
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when she goes on "business trips." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
praise the prenup
Delaware, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that the landscaper my wife hired on my behalf wasn't kidding when he said he was going to trim my wife's bush. FML
CJ
Lethbridge, Canada
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Anonymous
F*ck the patriarchy
Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML
Matt
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML
Toothy
United States
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Baldy
New Zealand
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
smsmall
United States
Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML
Eddie
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
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bluebird0020 2
Ouchhhh. Sorry dude. Nothing funny about that.
6969awesome 0
That's when you go stalk her, see if she's cheating, then have a "buisness trip" to a divorce lawyer
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Comments (164)
foxmatrix15 8
She should have shaved regularly to begin with can't stand carpet lawn on a woman. If she's not cheating she's definitely homing into some potential prospects. I say save ur money and start thinking about moving out.
toelie 26
Oh, sod off. No woman SHOULD shave.
ReynshineCutting 10
No she shouldn't have shaved regularly to begin with. Not every woman has to. Do you have any idea how painful and irritating it is? Not to mention itchy as **** once you're done. Trimming is sufficient.
gptrash420 0
everyONE should shave. jungles are gross and they smell bad.
toelie 26
Yours does, no doubt.
SteelCladAngel 0
Trimming is sufficient, a full shave is a once in a while treat. Shaving is a pain in the ass, itchy and irritating... And unless you don't wash the bush won't stink
tylenol123 0
If you dont think a hairy cooter is cross than your prolly european, all your girls are like chewbaka and its fukong disgudting
SecretlyEvil9792 22
No girl really wants to shave prick. It's nice to trim it so it doesn't show through the skimpy bathing suits we are provided with, but it hurts to shave. I cut myself every time and then have annoying and itchy razor burn. I always wash my hair with shampoo and then use conditioner. It smells nice thank you.
halleyroosan 8
149, not only is your spelling horrific, but your argument on the matter isn't all that convincing. Might I add that you look like you're 12? You haven't seen enough ****** to have any place in this discussion.
ToyotaObsession 1
Did you ever think to ask why? Your married. Try talking to her.
jacksonclarke 0
That is the silliest thing I ever heard. Everyone knows you stop talking the day you get married.
no_clue_4_u 4
Heaven forbid communication is used in a relationship..... *sarcasm*
mizz_m 2
Damn.
KnucklesDeep 5
Find your testicles and talk to your wife about it.
lidsthesquid 4
Coincidence? :s
jedielf 23
Jeez. Ouch. I hope for your sake that you put two and two together pretty quickly, OP.
TobyFunke 3
you can tell #70 is like a 17 year old kid who thinks that your wife cheating on you is that simple. Its gotta be a much more layered situation. OP has to find out whats true and get out if she is cheating.
perdix 31
She thinks you must like her hairy and furry. She sounds like an astute businesswoman -- she takes care of her hairy-pussy customer base (you) while at home and the shaved-bush demographic when she takes it on the road. The customer's always right (too bad you're not the only one ;( )
jessluvezsam 0
Oh my gosh! That totally sucks! I don't understand why people cheat, if they're not happy then they should just leave.!
JoHire 0
I will say on that subject that isn't always an easy answer when your married, kids are usually involved and your whole life will be uprooted if you just leave. Once you start a family you have to think Of others before yourself. OP needs to talk to wife and find out what's goin on not AssUMe! And if she is cheating may need to see a marriage counselor. People now days think running off and divorce is easy, it's not it's hurts a lot of people and messes up so many families.
matty198496 0
Get that bitch back