Today, I locked my keys in my truck. The good news is that I have a spare set in my house. The bad news is that my house key is on the same keyring as my locked-in truck key. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
Today, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML
Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. My spare keys are 45 minutes away in my dorm room. My dorm room keys are attached to my car keys locked in my car. Security said they would let me in as long as I had my school ID. It's on my keychain. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, the little bell in my car that lets you know your keys are still in your ignition went out. How did I find out? I locked myself out of both my house and my car. FML
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Top comments
iAlissa 34
Your name cracked me up.
ComoEsJuan 24
You've made one 'key' mistake.
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Comments (83)
iAlissa 34
Your name cracked me up.
akaiberry 15
It does have a nice ring to it
iAlissa 34
Burning balls of **** this. It's so... Charming.
hellbilly205 17
This just makes me glad i live in barracks with a key card lol
Klavier 5
And what's funnier, OP lives in Virginia.
navik23 6
Aaaahhhhhhh the vicious circle!
rahulcool7 14
Yeah, now OP has to buy a new house and a new car.
oj101 33
#12 - I hate it when that happens to me! Now OP has to find hundreds of thousands of dollars lying around rather than hiring a locksmith. Seems legit.
XxDevilxXGt 26
There's always figuring out how to pick the lock yourself, it's not too difficult. :D People put too much faith into locks.
evilplatypus 39
39 - There's too many ways to eff it up. It's better to just call a locksmith and be out a hundred bucks than to break something off in the lock and have to get the lock replaced, or scratch the vehicle, or break the window (if you try to get in that way).
BlakesHonestLie 8
There's always a way to get in without a key. Worst case scenario you just destroy a window. Then again you are posting an FML from your phone I'm assuming, so call a locksmith. Too bad you didn't have a fake rock somewhere on your property that contained a spare key.
krissybabe88 7
Most fire departments will unlock your car for free
shellzy 20
Didn't really think that one through, did we? Of course I can't talk. I can't count the number of times I locked my keys in my car before I got one with a remote locking system.
CareFace 16
I once locked my keys in my car whilst it was still running >.< Coat hangers are not just for coats...!
banana527 12
I'm always loosing my keys, one time I threw then away!
KingCeltic77 18
Don't you hide a spare key under the mat or something? Not something that obvious though, but something LIKE that?
AsianInvasion97 2
Sorry Op I hope that you can call a friend to stay the night if you can't find a way in. But hey maybe there's a window that you can go in threw! When a door closes a window is open :D
AssTard 15
*through
dangerika93 11
Wow! You can spell 'through' you get a ******* sticker. Lol gotta love you grammar nazis
alwayswinning123 7
The only thing you could possible do is get help, but that sucks op
AssTard 15
The amount of "point out the ******* obvious" in your comment is astounding.
alwayswinning123 7
You mad?
AssTard 15
42- Indeed. I'm actually furious.
LarryLaDouche 13
And just when you think you're prepared enough, the Key Gnomes strike again. Bastards.
ComoEsJuan 24
You've made one 'key' mistake.
andyyroxx 20
The FML society excels in advanced humor and would've picked out that pun without the quotation marks. For future references, let them sort it out themselves - good lock and happy commenting.
ComoEsJuan 24
I appreciate the advice, thanks!
happle 21
8- I liked your picture until I realized it was toilet paper. Now I love it.
MagicStallion 9
There's gotta be someone pulling at the strings here. The plot is too intricately woven.. *shifty eyes look*
Thatonebrony 2
fine I admit to it.
kici 10
call AAA
oj101 33
Dammit smartphone dialpad. It doesn't have any letters I can type. What phone do you have?! It must be an ultraphone.
Thatonebrony 2
oh the lol