Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
Today, I rescued a little boy who looked like he was drowning in a public pool. His mother then smacked me in the face for "touching him". FML
Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML
Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, at the pool, a kid no older than 8 was sitting on the diving board, not letting anyone else use it. I went over and tried to reason with him, but he wouldn't listen. My uncle stormed over, said "I got this!" and punted him over the edge. We both got thrown out for "bullying" the kid. FML
Today, my family and I were celebrating my dad's birthday. The two of us were standing by the pool chatting, and I jokingly said "You're old now." I suppose I should have expected him to shove me into the pool, my phone still in hand, and retort, "You're soaked now." FML
Today, while lifeguarding, a kid thought it'd be hilarious to take a crap in the pool. The other kids freaked out and rushed to get out. Several of them slipped on the way out and hurt themselves fairly badly. Two parents are now threatening to sue us, and my boss blames me. FML
Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
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kenjiisown 1
Drown him.
schwancy 2
Tell his parents they owe you a new phone, and that their son is a little shit.
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Comments (199)
CourtneyDanielle_fml 9
That sucks.. FYL.
alex_cutie 0
I agree
Blink182ftw 0
you got pwned by a kid LOSER
dickster 0
Go drown his ass.
hnz 13
maybe you should throw all his toys in the pool as revenge
the_flirtt 0
wow I would of been super pissed !!
bigblue95 0
u let a little kid push u down and take ur phone. u mad frail. get ur weight up
twinny_sc 13
I agree with 16, drown his ass.
skid1996 0
the flirt is that actually a pic of u?
BeachPanda 0
lol, thats like a ninja boy get em back, spit in his pb & j
illmatic2 16
^^ that's right stoop to his level.
Sportsfan86 3
YDI for pretending to call his dad. "pretending" FYL for letting a little kid own you.
zZsleeperrZz 0
don't mess with them lil kids. they gots their ways...
MyNameIsInvictus 0
you would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for that meddling kid
Outsider_77 0
agreed^
AyeItsMobleyy 0
48's comment is full of win
KiddNYC1O 22
#1 are you... are you taking a dump? lol jk watcha doing?
Guuurlplease 0
Pwned!
Trupe 3
Well if you have to all their dad for them to obey, you haven't done much of a good job asserting yourself. Would have made more sense to rip him out of the pool ferociously to put the fear in him.
Muscle_Car_Fan 0
Run over to push him over then throw him in the trunk
DesiGir324 0
LMAO. you got owned by a little kid
zZsleeperrZz 0
65: ur name and commet mesh together a little!!
quent10 0
it's funny because you got pwned and your cellphone got nice and moist
illmatic2 16
^^^ fail. Quit being a copycat.
cearalaken 0
hahaha epic!!
beelo44 0
maybe you should suck my balls
tanner11111 0
owned
fendr 0
how did you let that happen?
ell_oh_ell 0
you deserved it! liar!
sixtimessix 0
man up.
gilbertr9 0
haha
deathcab7 0
little kids are just so brutal. ydi for being dumb and pretending to call the kids dad. you were just setting yourself up for what you got.!
Asim1993 0
You babysat 2 boys? and they pushed you over? loool you deserved it tbhh kid bullying babysitter= no pay :P
zanguard 0
Due to the fact that I am laughing uncontrolably, I cannot muster my sympathies for you.
BallinJ 0
hahahaha. you got bitch slapped. but i would have have drowned that kid. then piss down his throat.
FmyLinNY 0
Can I just point out that OP is probably a girl? In which case it's not as bad that a boy pushed her down. The reason I think it's a girl is that that (s)he said "the two boys* I babysit", and I, being a guy, feel like a guy would have just said two kids.
quent10 0
how am I bein a copycat 79? how bout you hop off I said it first
PizzaGuy11 0
125-cuz yur tryna be legonut
zooauthor7 0
I wish 128 would deliver pizza to my door!:)
chiem 0
Stupid spoiled little brat. He deserves an old fashion beating.
kocoman500 2
**** them kiids!!!! little niggas
turtlemansam 6
Tell his dad, obviously, and make him buy you a new one
Melgros 0
beat his ass for discipline.
Brittney_E 0
spanking is always an option. :D
jajajapun 5
If they're Asian, you have every right to beat them without consequences... Just to throw that out...
konachan 0
Since the parents will obviously refuse to pay, you should take them to small claims court.
joker141 0
DROWN him
terranada 3
smash all his toys
xlostwithoutu 0
Wow. What a little brat. He deserves a good beating. And sorry about your phone : Looks like their dad will be looking for a new babysitter I'm hoping?
kenjiisown 1
Drown him.
mebecatie 0
what a little bitch. go in the pool and push him under for like two minutes so he duznt die but is afraid of u. then tell the dad he hit his head against the concrete and got knocked out and fell into the pool and u saved him. that also gives u an excuse to hit him on the head. and since he wud have a head injury the dad wudnt believe him if he sez otherwise bcuz he'll think that it's just the head injury talking lol then u tell the dad about the phone and demand a replacement. and also fyl for letting a little boy push u down and ydi for pretendig to call his dad. u shudda really called his dad cuz apparently that kid knows the difference between really calling and pretending to call.
InfiltratedMind 0
I'm like 110% sure op is a girl so its not that bad
DreggsOfSociety 0
Too long. Did not read.
Brittney_E 0
agree with 84(:
lexa1love 16
@84 and 149. It is not that long. You both must be extremely lazy.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
#71 I don't know about you, but I can't hold my breathe for two minutes. that would probably kill the kid.
bryce0110 23
It takes about 3 minutes to kill you for lack of breath. At 2 minutes he would pass out.
whostolemylama 12
the kid is spoiled
redrovaa 0
Smart.
redrovaa 0
Smart.
maritza101 0
wow that's one bad kid
Slim_Shadyy_fml 0
no man. he's HARDCORE. ahahahahahahahah :)
Granddragon 0
HAHAHAHAHA, fantastic...
random_ribbons 15
FYL Op. All I can say is make that family buy you a new phone?
Clutzs 5
lol!
yourbarbiiedoll 0
Lmfaooooooo !!!