Baldy
New Zealand
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Told you so
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
Nick
United States
Today, my wife of over 20 years told me she wants a divorce because she wants "a change in life." She has had the same mullet haircut since '84. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Ciao!
Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: her job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML
an unlucky man
Simi Valley, United States
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Blake
Hair issues
Today, my wife is angry with me because after she'd convinced me to grow out my hair, it exposed my receding hairline. I shaved my head to the same appearance as when she married me, so I could feel more comfortable with my own body. FML
athlete47
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
meach
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Sometimes, they just do
Today, my girlfriend told me she was leaving me for another man. Devastated, I asked what he had that I didn't. Apparently, "a big penis and a stable job" mean more to her than two years of love and dedication. FML
Anonymous
Today, my wife, who knows I'm attracted to women with long hair just like 95% of men, instead of growing her hair long, said she is going to stop being friends with any women who have long hair because she doesn't want me to be attracted to them. FML
Top comments
Uncouth 0
Tell her you were planning on leaving her for someone with less stretch marks.
wheresmyfood 0
:O pull her hair out!
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Comments (150)
fmlikecrazy 0
problem solved- gi shave the other guy or get a wig!
tulsafml 0
^ I agree with this. :D
urdirtyolduncle 15
It was meant to be a joke -_-
tulsafml 0
so was your mom
TomFeltonFan 0
lol 68, that was funny, puppy(:
urdirtyolduncle 15
go **** yourself 68! why do assholes like you always have to attack the person's mom? do you even know her you dipshit? btw my first comment wasn't supposed to be posted here, it was a mistake. but 68, you're still a piece of shit.
EvilPotato 15
Actually the puppy does know your mom he, told me he did
TomFeltonFan 0
everyone knows 58/103's mom, she's gets around(;
urdirtyolduncle 15
**** you people, and your moms for raising such assholes as yourselves. But then again its my fault for trying to place some decency with disgusting and senile people on fml. goodbye you mom *******! :) harmdey fudhu ma chods!
vi3tno_romeo 5
oh em gee, ur fries I'd makin me hungryyy
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
get a wig and get on with your life
joe_says_so 0
or don't get a wig and get along with your life. Basically she already has a new bf... who happens to have more hair somewhere.
wheresmyfood 0
:O pull her hair out!
MrCatman1125 2
Or light it up!!!
a7x_RoCk3r 12
You need bozley ;)
eliseaustin9 0
roooogain!
craZgal321 6
no on thier place downstairs
iBanana 17
Screw her. Shave her head when she's asleep.
jessecax 0
keep your pimp hand strong! chain her in the basement so she can't leave you. :P
joe_says_so 0
your funny. Way funnier than that MissBunny bitch, wherever she may be.
ambowew 7
**** blocked by Chewbacca. I think you've hit the low point in your life, son.
everyday_normal_ 0
lol
anettevamp 0
made my day :)
ThePersonWhoComm 0
lollolololololololololol ? ????????
rebekahah 7
are you purposely less-hairy? grow it out. are you naturally less-hairy? that sucks. :/
thatsexychick 0
omg i love ur hair!!!
ImmortalKratos 0
13....I really doubt that's her...im pretty sure it a mannequin
rebekahah 7
19 no it's me. my skin is really pale, though. 13- thanks :)
minktheshrink 0
hawt
rebekahah 7
23- I'm only 14, don't get any illegal thoughts. :) ;)
rebekahah 7
that sounded dumb. forget I ever said that ^
Avenged7Gabe 0
nice hair :)
C6Racer 0
Yea, when I saw your age I was like :O *press x button as fast as I can*
Tempsey 0
That is the sexiest hair Ive ever seen.
anonymous595 0
haha
Garay 0
I'm hairy :D
destinyo_ox 0
haha