ksmith
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when she goes on "business trips." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
praise the prenup
Delaware, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that the landscaper my wife hired on my behalf wasn't kidding when he said he was going to trim my wife's bush. FML
CJ
Lethbridge, Canada
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Anonymous
F*ck the patriarchy
Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML
Matt
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML
Toothy
United States
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Baldy
New Zealand
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
smsmall
United States
Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML
Eddie
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
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bluebird0020 2
Ouchhhh. Sorry dude. Nothing funny about that.
6969awesome 0
That's when you go stalk her, see if she's cheating, then have a "buisness trip" to a divorce lawyer
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sara_saturday 5
this makes me think of the flight of the conchords, business time song. she's got business bush.
exohazard 6
Go have a "business trip" too.
123jdub 7
Every married guy feels your pain. sorry
fahquad 4
Maybe she needed to look professional
Hi_I_am_Q 0
Well it is her business... I'm just f*cking with you, kill that *****...
munzapoppa 18
now you know the money source
Cinn_fml 23
Well, it is possible there's a nicer explanation, such as making use of a pool or timing/coincidence or something. Though I don't think that's the most likely explanation, but you need to talk to her about it before jumping to conclusions. Though you also say you 'finally' noticed this, so how long has this been happening for you to notice?
Nhk_fml 4
You do realize that convosatIon is gonna be settled in the court room?
Cinn_fml 23
You do realise that you spelt conversation wrong? :P And yeah, if she's cheating it probably will be. But that doesn't mean to say that he can't try talking to her about it before hand to make sure he hasn't got the wrong end of a stick...
BGoodRBCareful 5
I agree. Reading this post earlier today, I automatically presumed the same thing. I don't shave unless I know I'm headed to a hotel with a pool. But, then again, I'm single.
miragliac 0
That's horrible !
monagro 22
Make sure she is actually cheating (instead of just liking someone and nothing happening/it being a confidence issue), but if she is, divorce her for all you can get
iChel413 6
Hire a private investigator next time she goes. Then use that proof in court.