ksmith
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when she goes on "business trips." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
praise the prenup
Delaware, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that the landscaper my wife hired on my behalf wasn't kidding when he said he was going to trim my wife's bush. FML
CJ
Lethbridge, Canada
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Anonymous
F*ck the patriarchy
Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML
Matt
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML
Toothy
United States
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Baldy
New Zealand
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
smsmall
United States
Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML
Eddie
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
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bluebird0020 2
Ouchhhh. Sorry dude. Nothing funny about that.
6969awesome 0
That's when you go stalk her, see if she's cheating, then have a "buisness trip" to a divorce lawyer
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bluebird0020 2
Ouchhhh. Sorry dude. Nothing funny about that.
Xaviour 0
I will those kinds of business trips..but sorry dude.
Mysanitywins 10
That's low..
AaronTkr 0
that's awful bro. leave her.
larisonr 4
I bet someone will find something funny to say about it.
Jacobt24 19
How do u think she earns so much money? I can't even imagine her Holiday bonus
slitherbomb 0
The bitch knows how to seal the deal. Her bush is probably in the shape of a key and her ****** is the lock.
maz255 10
she shaves the bush so she can rake in the cash
teh_internet 0
well its really clean. I like her little heart she makes B-)
konto4 1
I hope you already punched her for that.
YourEvilHero 12
well when she comes back make sure you're in bed with another woman.
joanjett 0
Maybe shes a **** star?
DynamicDave 11
I really wanted to find something funny/witty to say here, but... Yeah, I've got nothing. Sorry man. Get out while you can!
SoccerRebel594 0
Today, I left town to go on one of my usual business trips. I felt like I was forgetting something, but I shook it off. It wasn't until later that night when I realized I forgot to weedwhack the bush. So much for hotel room romance tonight. FML
DropTheDaggerxx 31
There really is nothing funny about this to say... That truly sucks, OP. Confront her about it.
njgohard 16
I'm sorry, bro.
ktateprado 0
I suggest putting out.
CCrunner2 0
155 people are stupid
Amrel 10
She obviously doesnt give a damn about her soon to be bad reputation
SecretlyEvil9792 22
Maybe you should confront her about that. She could maybe just shave it on business trips because it makes her feel more clean cut and professional. Or she could be a cheating *****.
Pixxio_O 11
Buy condoms whenever you go to "meetings" and leave the receipts on the table for her to see
idancewithrev 0
she was going to the naked beaches on her business trips jk she was sleeping with other guys...deal with it.
chrisdiazknowsbe 0
Duhh, why do you think her plane rides are free? It's not just business work it's Also dirty work she as to do
GigglePony 13
As they say, get a haircut and get a real job. Sucks bro, sorry.
idontcare8l 3
Maybe her job is hooking
jackt2034 0
do you want your wife to look unprofessional and scruffy on her business trips? and who knows, maybe she wants to start a new trend of only shaving on important occasions because you know, shaving daily is too mainstream, old school. she's going new school!
stro88 6
She musta given you some if you know she shaves the nani who ever gets it down the line is just settling for sloppy seconds.
hockey161616 7
**** you
zaku2capt 1
Hmmm maybe its just a coincidence
loveexgirl 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Hmmm maybe your retarded
PawsUp_fml 2
Maybe it's coincidence that she ***** another dude...not. Think before you post.
slitherbomb 0
Ummmm, 23, it's you're* not your...... And you're calling him retarded..........
loveexgirl 15
Well, sorry if I'm not a grammar natzi. Everyone just loovveesss those.
demoon_fml 7
It's Nazi, not natzi.
maz255 10
36 there's no need for a comma after "ummmmm" you 'tard "grammer nazi slayer strikes again!!" *jumps out window*
loveexgirl 15
May I add, you don't start a sentence with and. 36.
maz255 10
Oh exuse me, Mr./Ms./Mrs. 36, yeah just read the above comment and whatnot.. *jumps out different window*
SoccerRebel594 0
It's probably from his/her iPod, which means anything after a period is capitalized. So please refrain from the fail-trollin'
VeganVampyre 27
Actually, 47, there is a need for a comma when specifically addressing someone by name, or in this case, number. It had nothing to do with the fact that they said "umm" at all. Look at the whole sentence and get your facts straight.
je_suis_fml 11
47- *grammar
je_suis_fml 11
47- *grammar
jacksonclarke 0
I love fml fights so much more ridiculous than Facebook fights due to the large amount of morons on fml
premiermois 5
As opposed to the very large number of intellectuals on any other social networking website?
jacksonclarke 0
Touché, I still enjoy the fml fights though they're so much easier to find.
tylenol123 0
I think facebook is retarded, tell me 1difference between facebook and the common cell phone please cuz im dying to figure this out
bball234 6
well a common cell phone is a phone, which you call and/or text people with. a social networking site is a place where random losers spend their whole life.
lovin_darkness 0
2 remember: Rule # 39: there is no such thing as coincidence.
jbaby7892 0
I really wish you people wouldn't get all touchy with your comments!!! Obviously he was joking when he said "hmmm maybe it's a coincidence" lighten up geez
ktateprado 0
^ don't ruin the fun.
castrosabeast 7
49 you cab start a sentence with and as long as you follow with a comma
maz255 10
Ms. Vampyre, i am a grammAR nazi SLAYER not an actual member or whatever, so YOU go get your facts straight. *throws batarang at you* :p
coNsperAZI 4
U ppl r lame. Fighting about grammar. Lmao Go hate on ppl somewhere else and don't forget to comment on my poor grammar
Brool_Story_Co 17
You can start a sentence with and but you sound like a dumbfuck. BTW it's can not cab
Pixxio_O 11
Well 47 just died twice...
Psychoticninja 4
Is it also coincidence that you have 69 thumbs down?
10ofSpades 3
nazi*
HomeAl0ne 20
Can we get back to her shaved pussy please?
kapryiath 4
#225 You good sir, are my hero!
eenkoekje 4
lol at epic confusion on this thread!
RetardedBullFrog 4
225 got his priorities straight!
sugar42 0
why do you guys care about grammar?!
LFelixM 3
Oh you're a genious. I bet he meant it. I bet he was dead serious. YOU think before you post
AllTimeLowSally 6
Or on business trips, she stays in a hotel with a pool and wants to clean up before wearing a bikini.... Not everything is automatically bad.
6969awesome 0
That's when you go stalk her, see if she's cheating, then have a "buisness trip" to a divorce lawyer
XxHoPPoxX 8
KEVIN!!!!
pivotmasterDM1 0
Omg. That picture...it can't be...You're that guy who annoys people!
spartan522114 0
Or it's just someone using the picture...
ktateprado 0
KEVIN????
SecretlyEvil9792 22
Kevin....
cptcook 0
No that's when you call Joey grecko.. Hell see if that bitch is clean or not
yomommma 6
Business*
yomommma 6
business*
Koth 14
And then you **** the lawyer.
KrazyKatz3 26
Or you could just divorce her without stalking her. Or confront her??
coolkid_matt 11
Cheating bitch :(
imustbeinsane 2
i know :( these are the fmls i hate, they really sadden me
CryMoreFMLs 15
****** like OP's wife make me glad I'm insane and alone. I don't have to deal with any of this bullshit. Just me, my phone, and my padded cell.
ktateprado 0
It's not cheating if it's her job. OP should be glad he isn't being charged.
tybtab 5
shes not a bitch she wouldnt be able to get some with a hairy vag
DamnSmooth 0
No, no your right. I'm sure she'll answer truthfully about it, too. Besides; mind games are too much fun. Nothing like asking a beautiful woman why she took so long in the bathroom; noting that her ass is probably a mess & watching all the self confidence drain from her face. (See ? She won't wanna go anywhere or cheat on her husband with that frame of mind !)
Gourmet_Taco 0
She obviously doesn't want to gross out the guy who's munching her rug. Just being courteous :P
gunmania0 12
It's no longer a rug! It's just hard wood flooring.
SoccerRebel594 0
If there is anything hard about a ****** then there are some serious issues with it medically...
cowsgomooatyou 8
Oh my.
zembof 3
I like both drugs and tacos
kgage88 0
the fact she is shaving means there is no rug to munch...
a_lenzmeier 11
I love your picture. Tacos are yummy. It sounds like something Gabriel Iglasias would say.
DeadlySofa 5
Saddening, isn't it.
JodeMiVida 13
Yeah, reading cheating FMLs, particularly with married couples always makes me a bit depressed :(
littlestmOnster_fml 1
Ooo sounds like my kinda bussiness, but not your WIFE, I suggest you write the word bitch on your hand and back hand her :D
folfin 0
but write it backwards so she's got a nice brand on her face.
halleyroosan 8
That's the true definition of a bitch slap. (:
superswagbro 7
Sounds like important buissiness.
AustiinP 0
When she is shaving hers, go shave yours to, and say "it's just a coincidence you guess". Play mind games my friend.
Mysanitywins 10
I like this idea.
loveexgirl 15
12, what is a brony?
zinoxity 23
Someone who likes ponies AKA mylittlepony
maz255 10
a disfigured boner
AustiinP 0
love your pic :p
BADDiam 4
59,maybe you'll like mine too.
CDABXXX 5
11-Dude, you're a genius!!!
bill929 7
I'm just gonna leave this here
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Patrick's so popular.
hangman161 2
That is an AWESOME idea!
tessieissexi 2
that sucks so badly
xbella 8
maybe she feels really comfortable with you she doesn't feel the need to shave, and she feels more confident when she's shaved and goes on business. hmm.
AustiinP 0
or... the 90% humanly probable reason, is the unfortunate alternative.
Mysanitywins 10
Or she lies and is a cheater :l
littlestmOnster_fml 1
Yea if only OP wasn't smart and thought about that ?!