ksmith
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when she goes on "business trips." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
praise the prenup
Delaware, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that the landscaper my wife hired on my behalf wasn't kidding when he said he was going to trim my wife's bush. FML
CJ
Lethbridge, Canada
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Anonymous
F*ck the patriarchy
Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML
Matt
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML
Toothy
United States
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Baldy
New Zealand
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
smsmall
United States
Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML
Eddie
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
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bluebird0020 2
Ouchhhh. Sorry dude. Nothing funny about that.
6969awesome 0
That's when you go stalk her, see if she's cheating, then have a "buisness trip" to a divorce lawyer
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Comments (164)
Majstr 23
I smell a divorce.
Bravo11 14
I smell Pledge.
Mysanitywins 10
I smell Karma.
schaflava 0
I love bush. the president not the pussy.
SecretlyEvil9792 22
I smell fish. Seems to be coming from a ***** ******.
pieter82 17
I wish you all the luck... keep up, bro..
frankwolf86 0
us married guys know this aint no joke... we feel for u bro hope its just a coincidence...
tylenol123 0
If your married and still say 'bro' that means you got married 8 hours ago and your 19. I wouldnt really call it married for you
CryMoreFMLs 15
Says he's 24... But some people lie about their age... So I don't know.
Victofrenchey 0
Maybe cause she goes to the swimming pool I'm her hotel! But that would one of her excuses, she's probably just cheating on you..
your_ma 27
Aside from the obvious this is the only sensible explanation..
jacksonclarke 0
You're her hotel? How much do you charge her?
Victofrenchey 0
A LOT !! Ah my bad, I meant "in" not "I'm".. Damn you autocorrect (and why are the m & n so close?!)!!
angryyute 4
This is a perfect example of why NOT to get married. Sorry my dude
littlestmOnster_fml 1
Your single aren't you :3
CryMoreFMLs 15
Gay people can't get married legally. (atleast where I live). That's why 28 is raging about marriage.
muchagente 5
be glad. it's nasty if she brings lice home.
IIIXIII 0
yeah! herpes is way better!! OP, she's a keeper! ;)
Cjob 3
Sorry man that's terrible. You definitely deserve better
PrincessPesa 20
5, you're right. She has to get it from someone ...and that man apparently isn't OP! You FINALLY realized?! Perhaps your time down there isn't so well spent. Cheating hurts everyone involved, yes. But in general a little rug munching doesn't!
NecroParade 3
And this is why you will never be part of a successful relationship, 35.
tylenol123 0
It doesnt hurt the cheater dumb bitch.
SecretlyEvil9792 22
That was rude.
DaProblem420 0
Wow, It Must Suck To Be You! Seriously Though That Sucks! *****
switchgurl20 17
Awww im sorry... Hire a pi and make sure. Maybe shes shaving in advanced so that when she comes home(within 3 days) its nice and low and doesnt irritate her. Personally when u trim the lawn, its kinda irritating for 2 days. But idk, hire a pi just to be sure. Good luck dude, and bring up the issue to her and hear what she says.
gribbles 12
I love pie (: I kid kid! Flame on?