Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
Today, in the toilet at work, I found that the scissors on my multitool are quite good at getting rid of a shit-stained shirttail. FML
Today, while at my parents' house, I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML
Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
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Top comments
fordneagles 34
Clearly this is the closest your moustache has been to her pubes in a while, if this bothers you.
ifuckuprandomly 28
Well they're both areas of hair above a set of lips...
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Comments (61)
_kyleG_ 34
Hey, it still benefits you either way. If it really bothers you that your wife is using it, you can just rinse it off with water or even isopropyl alcohol if you want to get crazy.
trinitite 3
Or he could buy a new mustache comb.
ifuckuprandomly 28
Well they're both areas of hair above a set of lips...
edmunson 22
I believe you just won the best comeback!
fordneagles 34
Clearly this is the closest your moustache has been to her pubes in a while, if this bothers you.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
To be honest, I'd be more annoyed she made me look for it than what she'd been doing with it.
wrongmove 11
My thoughts exactly!
Unenunciable 14
In that case, F OP's wife's life.
CJ_138 1
Ditto! I was looking for it for the better part of the week!
EnJey0 19
"Honey do you mind not using my comb on your pubic hair?"
sohigh10 34
Thus the wife, sassing her husband.
ACCOUNTKILLER 18
you have a problem with your wife's vag cooties being on your mustache?
Tsukiyomi 16
I have no words...
soulreaper12296 28
Obviously you do because you just typed 4 of them.
CodyWade94 10
I thought the same thing
cowboy84 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
clearly your life sucks because you don't know how to please a woman if you're so worried about her pubes being on your stash comb
XCanadianBloodX 6
Do you wear a fedora by chance?
cowboy84 9
nope got a couple cowboy hats
CJ_138 1
Not that worried about it. Just thought it was funny. As for pleasing a woman? I don't see what that has to do with any of that. But clearly you're an expert, hoss. Maybe I should get a cowboy hat. That'll impress them.
RichardPencil 32
If that grosses you out, you really don't want to know what she's doing with your toothbrush!!!
Tortuga594 14
That's not the worst thing in the world, it's not like it's a stranger, a kid, or a parent. You're mustache has probably been near her pubes before so why is it such a big deal.
tonygar 17
Make a deal with your wife, tell her you will shear of your mustache if she shears off her pubes. Then you wont have to worry about looking for your stache comb