Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, like every month, the beautician spent 10 minutes removing the hairs from my stomach. I'm a girl. FML
By any means necessary
Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML
Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML
Top comments
Epsilonyx 15
Do whatcha gotta do. Better than being mistaken for Chewbacca.
stevenmx86 8
Everybody has nose hair.. Who cares what your gender is?
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Comments (108)
brndnzchry 1
You're just being superficial
Jovecove 13
Better than having ass hair.
RavagedSouI 0
20- isn't that a pedophile's fantasy?
oSwag 0
No, it's just more of a preference for most males that their women have no body hair. That's a turn off. Nice try at trying to be funny though.
cruxx 0
I guess not everyone can take a joke.
sticksandshit 0
Does anyone know if you can **** a goat with a spoon?
fatgirllovesfml 0
If I were you I would let my nose hair even grow taller and enter the Guinness book;)
LouisianaBob 9
Take a guess at how much stuff other people do to be "normal" just because you noticed having something potentially embarrassing does not mean other people aren't trying to hide from the world their own bodies.
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
It's okay OP. At least your doing something about it!
DairyQueen13 0
59, you are awesome.
DairyQueen13 0
X that. Wrong 59.
Brandi_Faith 34
It's so true op! Almost every woman, especially brunettes, has unwanted body hair somewhere! Alot of woman have "mustaches", (I hate that term) just a bit of somewhat noticeable hair there. Hence all the hair removal products out there! Including facial hair removal products. The thing that sucks is that the more men see **** and other touched up photos of women without hair anywhere on their body, the more they come to expect that on a real women! Heaven forbid if a women doesn't shave or wax "down there"! Just adds more and more pressure on us women! Just remember that for the majority of women that's not natural and it takes alot of maintenence for those 'hairless' women to keep up with it! At least you're doing something about it! :)
Jammy01jams 2
Nose hair, underarm hair, black leg hair, facial hair that is noticeable and a giant bush. Those are unattractive to most males. Some arm hair even if brown or black, whatever some peach fuzz on your face or legs, who cares and a trimmed pubic area with some hair. All fine but underarms and a few others must be neatened up in my opinion. I can say this because I do trim my hair down there as a male because I want to, and shave for you gals. Both sides must agree to look nice for each other. Simple.
Kiirst_mt1994 26
oh dear...
Epsilonyx 15
Do whatcha gotta do. Better than being mistaken for Chewbacca.
ally_85 1
yeah it's just getting older....
RavagedSouI 0
Like your mom D: And technically what everyone is doing at the exact same time all the time.
mexicutioner123 0
Exactly
iBanana 17
Ahhh, but is it? Chewbakka is up there on the epic scale. I wouldn't mind being mistook for him.
omfg_creepers 8
OMG how sad for you, take care of your bush up there.
Adman567 9
Comment #5
cupcakesnpot 9
Hey It could be worse.. for instance you could have mustache!
Grimmerie 31
if she doesn't buy that trimmer, soon it WILL be a moustache. i suggest the handlebar. you can't go wrong with simple elegance.
Beeftinkle 13
That's not bad, I kno a girl who has to shave her chest every month ; - /
lucas18xx53 0
6- uhh WTF almost every woman bleaches/ waxes her stach...
YayFlameWarz 9
Are you a chewbacca?
Feklfekl2222 32
The question would be "Are you chewbacca?" Not "Are you a chewbacca?" If you want the letter "a" it would have to be wookie (the species) Chewbacca = name Wookie = species I am sorry I have no life.
DairyQueen13 0
59, you are awesome.
Feklfekl2222 32
Thank you and cute pic
X3liteXHunterX 12
Both your pics are awesome.
fatgirllovesfml 0
Ya'll are bunch of awesomeness!:)
darkmis1 18
Just pluck the hairs, like you do to your eyebrows.
mossdude8 2
Have you ever done that? It f-ing hurts
instnt1nfction 17
Why pluck if it hurts, guys usually care about your boingy boingy
jabfinch 9
That can cause cancer, and it's extremely painful. Look it up.
stevenmx86 8
Everybody has nose hair.. Who cares what your gender is?
FYLDeep 26
Everyone has nose hair. It just looks bad when it starts sticking out of your nostrils. That's true regardless of your gender.
fthislyfe 22
Why can't we give thumb downs to the staff?
every1luvsboners 11
Keyword being "staff" is probably the reason. Get off his nutz, psycho.
Daralea 21
Hey, Ewoks are sexy. Leave them alone. But yes, unless OP is 7 there is nothing unnatural about this. If she has to shave her beard, THAT would be messed up.
every1luvsboners 11
Nose hairs are normal for everyone. When you start noticing that you need to shave your back or arse is when you have a problem.
MissBunnyWillEat 11
You mean that's not normal? Shit.
PeppaParis 14
Life is hard hey... 0_o