Today, my girlfriend received a scam email about her great uncle dying and leaving her money. She not only believed it, but she also used my credit card details for it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML
Today, I had to dump my girlfriend because of tons of trust issues that kept reappearing. Shortly afterwards, my credit card disappeared and I got to experience my first identity theft. All within 24 hours. FML
Today, and for the past 2 years, my aunt has owed me money. She just admitted that she fell for a scam, and gave the scammer more than double the amount I'd loaned her. I felt bad for her… until I realized something. When I asked how she had it to give to them, but not to pay me back, she got mad and hung up on me. FML
Today, I found out that, after offering to fill out my student aid application for me, my mother sent all of my personal information to a scam site instead. FML
Today, my fiancé and I got a joint account recently, but when I got home he was on the phone to the bank claiming our credit card number was cloned, because of the ridiculous number of random purchases. I checked my online banking. It was all just my normal buying habits. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML
Today, my boyfriend had always told me that his mom was dead. Apparently he just meant she’s dead to him. She’s actually a con artist. I just met her for the first time, after learning she impersonated me, stole my savings, ran up credit card debt, and bought 3 cars. FML
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perdix 31
I know a Nigerian detective who can recover all your money. Send me your bank account number and routing number, and he will put the money right back into your account. YWIA.
KiiwiiRox 6
Not to be mean, but make her pay for it. That was really stupid. She shouldn't have done that without your consent anyway.
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Comments (99)
KiiwiiRox 6
Not to be mean, but make her pay for it. That was really stupid. She shouldn't have done that without your consent anyway.
diego2k5 6
If it's the scam I'm thinking of its not just them charging a few bucks to his card. They also can steal his identity. FYL op!
buck33 14
Wait a minute. My Great Uncle didn't leave me his fortune?
kooochris1995 14
I'm not a legend in Japan?
Kallian_fml 21
I didn't win £1 million in the British lottery I never entered? Damn.
sonicgreg 12
I'm not a canadian mobster?
jillybee101 7
Holla!
PinkieKeen 20
The chance of being raped by a bear is higher than winning the lottery?
perdix 31
I know a Nigerian detective who can recover all your money. Send me your bank account number and routing number, and he will put the money right back into your account. YWIA.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
You Nigerian detective probably also knows a retired general, who has $20M to give you
cradle6 13
Well I don't care who helps me but I bought this bridge that I need to move right away. Anyone know any Nigerian princes?
maxmex13 7
Where is Nigeria getting all this money?!
rahrah765765 11
Same place Greece did.
SilverKeith 7
You shouldn't be sorry as long as she's not ordering penis enlargement pills for you.
slurshies 11
why would he be sorry in the first place? if I were him, I'd be pissed
PhishloverA 14
#4, OP has no reason to be sorry
Bonzer 2
Yes, because men hate having big penises...
LadySigyn 17
OP, I think its time for a nice, long talk with your girlfriend about scammers over the internet.
Jamialia 5
And never to use his Credit Card without his express permission to do so.
Dimence 9
The same thing happened to my brother, and the next day she dumped him. Turns out that she was the scammer herself and used it as an excuse to take out some money. Bitches be crazy!
corleon198425 22
Hey I'm her great uncle Brian I was killed in 2149 defending the world from giant cockroaches!! Anyway I have left her 8.5 million in used lottary tickets that I can not use in my time! If you just send me your credit card info i can time warp them to her and maybe she can save humanity!!! Why are you waiting do it now!!!
GoArmy57 7
Wait a minute...if you died, then how can you time warp tickets? Something fishy is going on here...
jetsown08 21
72- damnit, we've been had! Lucky for us, I can e-mail that friendly soldier from Al-Fallujah who promised me some money in exchange for giving him my Social Security number, and we'll be all set with the millions I'll be receiving.
beef25967 2
Slap a bitch?
KiddNYC1O 22
Who is Wayne Brady?
The_F3rris 11
Am I on jeopardy again? Damn...
IOmnomHard 10
Some girls are slow in the adorable way, and some in the, 'Now that's just sad...' way.Guess which category your girlfriend falls under? :3
Palirose 22
I slow in the sad way... :[
mrnuleef 7
"But My parents just always told me i was 'special'"
captainburke 5
Aw she fell for it and you got screwed, I'm sorry! That does suck
With_Love929 3
Why did you give her your credit card in the first place? Unless she stole it then it's jail time for her.
DocBastard 40
Have her call me. I have some great oceanfront property in Germany that I think she will be very interested in buying.
jetsown08 21
17- no, but I do have some beachfront bungalows located in Nebraska. Very cheap, send me the $15,000 downpayment and I will give you them 65% off!