ksmith
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when she goes on "business trips." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
praise the prenup
Delaware, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that the landscaper my wife hired on my behalf wasn't kidding when he said he was going to trim my wife's bush. FML
CJ
Lethbridge, Canada
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Anonymous
F*ck the patriarchy
Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML
Matt
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML
Toothy
United States
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Baldy
New Zealand
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
smsmall
United States
Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML
Eddie
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
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bluebird0020 2
Ouchhhh. Sorry dude. Nothing funny about that.
6969awesome 0
That's when you go stalk her, see if she's cheating, then have a "buisness trip" to a divorce lawyer
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Comments (164)
herop 0
Why dont you go to a business trip too?
looney_loki_831 0
Stab her
F0xyTurtle 8
Lmao
Bossman11 6
WTF
squid93 9
I dont mind a woman with a bush, I actually prefer a hairy vag. But in this case I believe she is probably cheating on you dude. Sorry to say that.
HomeAl0ne 20
Let's not lose sight of the bigger picture here. (There is a picture, right?)
LightUpThaJay 3
Definitely cheating on you. Kill her....now.
Glambert_lover 5
Damn sorry!! Well now you know. ?
Wreakorofhavoc 1
That's ****** up
derrp910 5
Let's get down to business ;) Don't let that betch go on business trips anymore.
GiantEvilCookie 6
I don't know what's worse; the fact that she's cheating on you or the fact that she doesn't always shave her bush. EEEWW.
maggiewalters 17
LOL exactly what i thought!!!
squid93 9
I love a hairy bush, I have asked all the women that I have been with to let theirs grow out. I love the look and feel of it!
likasumboooodi 0
damn that sucks