Today, I discovered that my downstairs neighbor is running a business out of her apartment. Or I should say, her pimp is. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Connect 10
You should see opportunity here. Set up a condom stand in the hallway.
nickjam19 5
Call the cops on them when they're in "business".
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Comments (110)
LilLube 2
Neighbor discount?
Obey_StudBoii 23
Lmfao
alexstylespayne 6
You could work for them and get some money on the side
gregkingsley 4
At least u don't have to go far now
carnage45567 10
Face down ass up that's the way she likes to.... Well you get the idea as long as she doesn't see who it is I guess she imagines one guy
Joe9024 20
I'm sure she's only doing it to pay her way though college :0
pmacxx 5
Or her rent!
rokolodo 10
Ok, the address? hello.....
pmacxx 5
When they have a "customer" you should blare 80s sex scene music to "set the tone" hahaha
GRgoldfish 19
I recently found out, that in most cases of prostitution the girl didn't have a choice. most of the girls in that "perfection" are sold by her parents, ran away from an abusive home, or kidnapped. I would immediately call the before another helpless girl dies to a pimp!
ballbearing 10
Actually I would guess most who are not there of "choice" are there because of poverty, addiction or mental health issue. Yes, these vulnerable woman then fall victim to drug debts and pimps but how is a court fine any better than a drug debt? Is a criminal record going to help better her life?
hollywoodt1ts 15
Looks like the red light district followed you home, OP. No need to hunt the corners anymore