MyEarsHurt
Stockton, United States
Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ThatLove
Make it stop
Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
the_music_major
United States
Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML
PissedbythePiper
Saukville, United States
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Anonymous
SHUT UP
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
Thesuz
Edmonton, Canada
Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk. FML
Anonymous
Phoenix, United States
Today, I discovered that my downstairs neighbor is running a business out of her apartment. Or I should say, her pimp is. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I signed a two-year lease on a house. My next-door neighbor said she's in love with me, threatened my girlfriend, and won't stop blasting Taylor Swift. FML
Anonymous
United States
Nice place you've got here
Today, my neighbors were busted for a meth lab in their garage. Yesterday, I signed the mortgage. Welcome to our new neighborhood, kids. FML
Embarrassed girl
Tearjerkers
Today, I met my new neighbor while taking out the trash. Trying to be friendly, I said, “Hey, I think we share a wall!” He replied, “Yeah, I know. I can hear every time you cry while listening to Sufjan Stevens.” FML
Top comments
PinkieKeen 20
Well hey; maybe when he's famous, he'll be all like "I gotta give it up to my neighbor for giving me recognition on FML."
dave5124 7
At least he didn't start playing the bagpipes
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Comments (78)
dave5124 7
At least he didn't start playing the bagpipes
TheTwistedOtaku 16
I see what you did there.
ClassyCommando 13
Congratulations, 11.
TheDrudgeChild 4
I hate to admit that I actually like bagpipes (folk metal fan), but feel so much pity for OP because I find rap torturous.
mario2012 18
Or a bagpipe playing rapper. ...I just killed it didn't I?
bioboy725 10
I agree with you 27, bagpipes have an amazingly eerie sound that I just love.
hinchkongfang 0
Coulda been worse, he might have taken up raping instead...
ChicaChica5683 0
My friend plays the bagpipes!!!!! :)
americanpsycho44 3
I'm sorry. #11
Helpfulman 17
#68 Congrats, nobody gives a shit.
ZombieSazza 34
What's wrong with the bagpipes? They're awesome!
PinkieKeen 20
Well hey; maybe when he's famous, he'll be all like "I gotta give it up to my neighbor for giving me recognition on FML."
Duladian 19
Either thats a failed attempt at sarcasm or just a really bad statement.
hama806 19
...makes me wonder how I keep from going under...
gc327072 31
Yea, OP! REPRESENT!
sjdbeinska 4
GET HIS SIGNATURE NOW! GET IT
BlueberryCrayon5 4
yup and than op will become famous by association :)
Malkria 1
Fyl
Evaloscity 6
There's a button for that.
Mister_Triangle 21
If only there was an app for that too. Maybe an app that was dedicated to FYL scenarios and it could house a button or two for users to express their feelings about it. Wouldn't that be neat?
gc327072 31
And maybe comment, too? And the comments could be voted on... Naw, that'd never work, I'm getting ahead of myself.
Duladian 19
Hope hes atleast decent, or I'd invest in ear plugs.
Shrike 24
To be fair, I figured that out when he mentioned the guy's a rapper. The name just confirmed my suspicions.
Rosicles 8
"It was all a dream.."
btstig 11
Used to read word up magazine,
KrazieKleo 13
Salt'n'Pepa & Heavy D up in the limousine
Kn0wledge123 21
Hangin pictures on my wall
Acaprice14 9
Every Saturday Rap attack mr magic marley marl I let my tape rock Til my tape popped Smoking weed and bamboo sippin on private stock
btstig 11
I apologize for him.
FMLKitten 15
Maybe if he becomes famous someday, you can say "Oh, that rapper? He used to be my neighbor!"
PinkieKeen 20
Did you copy me but reverse it? Not cool man. NOT. COOL.
FMLKitten 15
I usually post comments before I read them, sorry about that.
Thelnternet 7
12, a similar comment does not ******* mean that it is a copy of your comment.
Mister_Triangle 21
21, a similar comment sometimes ******* means that it is a copy of your comment.
gc327072 31
And a comment sometimes means its a similar *******.
imavelociraptor 6
And a similar sometimes ******* comment means it is a copy...
WearingHats 14
Semen.
PinkieKeen 20
21, I believe that your profile pic and that comment cannot go together.
americanpsycho44 3
I just busted out laughing reading these
Just2BMe 5
Have a freestyle rap battle with him! Those are always fun! That way, it's not so much of an FML anymore!
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Challenge him to a rap off!
BippityBopPop 0
OVER HERE IN THIS CORNER!! OPEE~ Across from Op, is the three time Grammy winning champion.. THE NEIGHBOUR!!! Let the RAAAAPPP BATTLE BEGIN!!
Thelnternet 7
not the neighbour D: he will destroy us all!!
ClassyCommando 13
I did something similar when my neighbour was masturbating exetremely loudly...I challenged him to a fap-off.
the_smart_way 10
Random rap battle!! UK audience may understand this, Sunday nights from 10!
noradz 8
20, you have the perfect pic for that comment lol
RedPillSucks 33
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) Who's down with OPP (Every last homie)
fireysaje 10
Have a rap battle with him, kill him, then call it an epic rap battle of history. The problem is gone and you have some publicity, it's a win win situation.
owo_fml 9
Pretty sure OP wouldn't want that kind of publicity.
pokefan813 16
And then op will be arrested for murder! Everyone does win!