Today, I went to IHOP for breakfast. As we were leaving, I realized a little girl took my Hello Kitty hairclip. For the next 5 minutes, I fought with an 8 year-old for a hairclip. She won. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was waiting in line at the check out, some guy came up behind me, plucked a hair out of my head, and ran off with it. FML
Today, some friends and I went to IHOP. We joked about not having enough money, and as it turns out we were $5 short. We put down what we had and left. Upon getting to the car, I realized I'd forgotten my phone, and had to go back. I made eye contact with our waitress, our money in her hand. FML
Today, my 45-year-old child of a mother made such a dramatic scene over finding a hair in her food that the initially apologetic owners ended up kicking my family out. FML
Today, at the mall, I ran into a lost, crying little girl. It was my best friend's daughter. She recognized and clung on to me. As I called her dad, some nosy lady snatched her from me and caused a scene, screaming, "KIDNAPPER!" As I got apprehended, her claim was she heard me say, "If you still want to see her…" FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML
Today, when I was finished eating at McDonald's, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonald's. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML
Today, a crazy woman grabbed my hair and mentioned how lovely it was. She then asked when I would donate it. I told her I didn't want to, at which point she started yelling that she was going to get some scissors and cut it all off to teach me a lesson. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
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Top comments
kitt_en 0
I feel ya, OP. It's not immature to be wearing cute hair clips. A lot of people also do that. It's stupid that the kid got your hair clip. You'd think her parents would notice that it's not hers and maker her give it back...
lilalfredo 0
that little *****!!
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Comments (241)
tacomaniak 0
first xD now let the hateful cmebts roll
ReyEr9412 0
YDI for being weak.
mfmylifesrsly 30
ROFL. hell kitty ftw! that little girl was a bitch though, what did her mom think?
ravensunnyd 0
it would haven been funnyer if the little girls family started to cheer her on
Woozzi 0
So you came hungry, but did not leave happy?
tinkerbell196 0
loll
beccaishereyay 11
wow you and tinkerbell hoodie/tattoo girl should hang out. lol ydi
beccaishereyay 11
ahahahahahahahahahhaha "so you ame hungry but did not leave happy?" lol! awesome.
twist_of_fame93 0
bad fml. if she was that persistant you should have snatched it
ImaginaryFoe 1
LOL @ #36. Enjoy it while it lasts, #1. Where were this little girl's parents? Eight is old enough to know about stealing and to know what does and doesn't belong to you. Yes this time it was "just" a Hello Kitty pin but maybe next time money or something valuable. P.S. I would've done the same thing. Hello Kitty FTW
alleyx3 0
hahahaa #36 ily
GirlWithAnItouch 0
^^ win.
Prototype12 0
a hairclip costs like 25cents...... let her have it
cause_DESTRUCTIO 0
that little bitch lml yea FYL
paigeatsflesh 11
I would have slapped her. I take my hello kitty items very seriously!
paigeatsflesh 11
and how did she get it out of your hair?
Felendris 0
106 has a point -_-
GoToCheatingNetw 0
what does YDI mean? You're a Dumb Idiot?
xoconnie 8
what a gay op. like wow. who the hell wears hello kitty shit. r u asian or just a loser? cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get over itttt.
paigeatsflesh 11
I wear hello kitty stuff ):
Fingers0689 0
lol amazing
Dubstep_fml 1
hahahahahaa "tinkerbell hoodie/tattoo girl" hilarious,".
summerloolooloo 0
Don't worry, people like Mariah Carey have Hello Kitty rings worth 400k. You're not alone.
xchasex 2
ydi for wearing a hello kitty hair clip like the 8 year old you lost to.
MXavierT 0
woozzi might have made the funniest comment in the history of history
kylehogg 0
why the **** do u have a hello kitty hairclip
fmlsoobad 0
that would be a fail if u wer a guy but ya arnt
tehbassmasta 0
hey, some girls are hot in a few hello kitty things (just not those that dress hello kitty everthing. like shoes, shirts, hats, ear-rings, rings, etc.)
__ShAd0w__ 0
you deserve it not your a dumb idiot
Nena713 0
lolll!!! good one
harryman04 0
36 wins
Peacemaker9 7
ding ding ding round 2!!!!!!!! You vs the kids mom!!!!!!
xXSc3n1cXx 0
@112: you deserve it.
ParkerBeach 1
sounds like you should make a complaint to corporate about this that their slogan is false advertsing
dealwithlife 0
LOSER!!!!! YOU SHOULD FEEL VERY PATHETIC RIGHT MOW!!!
samham12345 3
what does ftw mean??? and ur life sucks..,
unforgotten 0
lol “right meow?" I love that movie ^o^
bobby3130 0
seriously what does ftw mean
AdoliscA1 0
****+that+witch...actually+I%27m+just+making+shit+up.+I+have+no+idea.
niesenator 0
I think this should be a message to you that if you are over eight you shouldn't be wearing hello kitty. People are so sad.
Peacemaker9 7
106- op said that they forgot the hair clip at the table but they found that a lil girl had it instead.......
qwertyuiop142 0
you deserved it
kindstranger110 0
YDI for having a freaking hello kitty hairclip!
missmontreal97 4
but honestly, she took your hairclip.. her parents could at least tell her it's wrong to just take things :/
lolmaster7654321 4
ydi means you deserve it, you dumb idiot!
chanta24 10
probably left it on the table
nabee26 15
Yea I probably would've snatched it back! I love HK! Lol
puffer 0
ydi for going to ihop
garrettjordan 0
how hold are you?????
garrettjordan 0
*old
TheAnalogKid2112 0
ROFL at 39!!!!!
XxKeLs3yxX 0
ROFL at ur pic
puffer 0
^ owned
cocopuff96 0
excuse me how old are you? like come on! you need too get a life...obviously.
ggggiggity 0
#2 FTW
silentsniper441 0
even if it is hello kitty you shouldn't let the little crap take your stuff
metalmusic 0
I love Hello Kitty :/
mejiiaa 0
me too =D
JustKittyKat 24
I'd be so upset if my hello kitty clip was stolen.
airforce987 20
third!
metalmusic 0
thanks for anouncing my number.
xXSc3n1cXx 0
are you the person i texted about tgat moderated dml with youre number in it?
purplemnm 9
I think sooooo
iBrittanyy 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Wow. its just a hairclip. You can get another one...maybe this time one that little girls won't be tempted to steal o.-
ImaginaryFoe 1
So if you own something nice it is your own fault if it gets stolen?
MakaPaka_fml 0
it is if you don't protect properly.
toxicxflower 0
who in the world would protect a hairclip unless it was valuable. it's friggin hello kitty. who is honestly going to protect that and if you say that you would I would like to see that and laugh at you.
MakaPaka_fml 0
I would. Cause it's mine... It doesn't have your name on it :(
gotpromise 0
Hello Kitty? really? join the tinkerbell fans and go back to your childhood when that was acceptable.
purplemnm 9
hello kitty is more acceptable than Disney
RODEOqueen 0
No, it's not "more acceptable than Disney". Neither is acceptable after middle school, and even then, you're pushing it. Who the hell cares if she stole it? it's for her age group anyway. and I have to question whether or not you even wore your hair clip that day... if you didn't feel her take it, then maybe it was a coincidence and it really was hers. YDI for being a loser.
PhillyFox 0
Nobody really cares what you deem as acceptable to wear.
purplemnm 9
I'm 16 years old and I have a hello kitty hoodie, neckalace, hairclip, and contacts...celebrities wear hello kitty stuff. hello kitty is a worldwide phenomenon, and you fail for saying otherwise.
hoolie06 0
Some celebrities have also been known to wear vials of blood around their necks; is that acceptable as well?
Brundlefly 0
...Hello Kitty contacts? wtf
davidle1 0
absolutely acceptable. you are talking about Angelina Jolie after all. I seen her in the grendal movie and thought good lord she is a living master piece ok cgi and airbrushing played a big part.
MadPercussion 0
yeah seriously? hello kitty contacts? that's just ******. the only person I know that wears hello kitty stuff is this weird Asian girl that nobody really likes... just saying.
purplemnm 9
I don't wear them very often, just when I feel like a hideous freak
Brundlefly 0
You do that all by yourself without the contacts hon, don't worry.
purplemnm 9
pfft you should look at yourself sometime gawd
ryancorn 0
your a retard
SundayNight_fml 0
**You're :]
taycandy96 2
You're a retard.
lilalfredo 0
that little *****!!
ravensunnyd 0
lmao
kitt_en 0
I feel ya, OP. It's not immature to be wearing cute hair clips. A lot of people also do that. It's stupid that the kid got your hair clip. You'd think her parents would notice that it's not hers and maker her give it back...
applesmoothiee 2
then again, they probably wouldn't
xXSc3n1cXx 0
hell no! little kids hit me in walmart and thier parents are oblivious. i could snach em up and they wouldnt notice for about 15 min.
Shallow_Dream 8
wow, one top comment and one moderated comment. what happened?
nomnommonster 0
why would you want it back? she might have used it. gross :P