Today, I discovered that my downstairs neighbor is running a business out of her apartment. Or I should say, her pimp is. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Connect 10
You should see opportunity here. Set up a condom stand in the hallway.
nickjam19 5
Call the cops on them when they're in "business".
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Comments (110)
karlcolt45 19
Discount for neighbors perhaps? haha
perdix 31
Buy a Real Doll and offer it for rent to her johns at a fraction of her price. That's the Wal*Mart way to clean up the neighborhood ;)
charvisioku 22
Do you get a neighbourly discount? If not, set up a periscope: free show! Assuming periscopes can work if you're dangling them off a balcony.
dieselwrench4 4
how does business seem, busy?
dogpfcorn 11
You sir must not have passed high school
VScpu 3
When you found out were you surprised?
MangaManiacNat 13
Call the cops, pretty sure that will sort the problem.
kaileylovesyew 4
Honestly, I don't see what the problem is. I mean; now you know exactly where you can get some weed! And who knows, maybe you can get it cheep!
kaileylovesyew 4
Oops, I guess I was thinking of the wrong business!
yannabanah 9
Is his name "A pimp named slick back"?
joethebiden 8
Aim for the cheapest possible rent and this happens. Also, meth labs.
tj4234 36
How did you find this out?