dumbblonde
Today, I figured out that the roommate who I let move in with me on Sunday is probably a prostitute. I’m a lawyer. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Sofvcked
Roommates from hell, part 47757
Today, I found out when my new roommate said she was self-employed, she really meant unemployed. She insists that I let her stay for free or she will file a sexual assault case against me. Rent is due on the 10th. FML
Anonymous
Phoenix, United States
Today, I discovered that my downstairs neighbor is running a business out of her apartment. Or I should say, her pimp is. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
wreckdit
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
United States
'Ello 'ello 'ello
Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML
why me?
Huntington Park, United States
Roommates from hell
Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out the friend I signed a lease with is actually a wanted drug dealer. I only found this out after the police kicked in the door at 5am and raided our house. FML
eric4
Cheltenham, United Kingdom
Today, my roommate decided to splash out on a prostitute. When my expensive watch and the contents of my wallet turned up missing in the aftermath, his only comment was, "Shit happens, bro." FML
Dark_Cecilia
Fremont, United States
Today, I called the cops on this guy who kept emailing me without revealing who he was. I had told him that if he emailed me again, I would call the cops, so I did. Turns out it was my roommate. FML
apav
Australia
Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML
Anonymous
Woodford Green, United Kingdom
Hello, is me you're looking for?
Today, I moved into my new place. It evidently used to belong to a hooker, because although I've only lived here for 9 hours, so far several different men have knocked on my door and asked if "Stephanie" is available for a good time. FML
Top comments
TCRII 30
So you both screw people for money...
mike3775 39
Well you have job security being your roommates lawyer.
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Comments (21)
Daniel Sandstrom 6
Sooo, you're a prude and you can't justify someone trying to get through life doing what they can even if it means they are in the adult industry as it is legal across most of the known world as long as they have a registered business, and if they had to bring clients home, as you would as well, they need to notify you
Sonotsuave 37
Dude are you stupid dumb or retarded? If this is in America and several other countries it’s outlawed, and either way even if it’s occurring in a country with nonexistent or regulated laws, it’s still a ******* concern that op’s a lawyer and therefore has moral implications to his/her job?
EmDizzle2007 28
times are hard.
bobsanction 18
You're a lawyer and you still need a roommate? Must be a shit lawyer.
mike3775 39
Well you have job security being your roommates lawyer.
PenguinPal3017 19
How is being a lawyer relevant? You think you'll make a bad impression with the police?
Memnoc 26
They could be disbarred for consorting with a criminal. It's against the moral code.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
I'm fairly certain that having a friend who happens to commit a criminal offense is not legal grounds for disbarment. If the lawyer was found to have committed perjury on that friends behalf regarding their illegal behaviors, yes, but for just being friends I don't believe so.
raven_of_azarath 35
But isn’t that basically what defense lawyers do, lie to keep their clients out of jail?
Emiweb 9
Sounds like a dodgy 90s sitcom.
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like live-in job security!
TCRII 30
So you both screw people for money...
Wadlaen 24
Well, now you got the possibility to expand your job to lawyer AND part-time pimp! Depending on how much she works, there's got to be some money in that. Wish you the best of luck!
donthatemebut 14
You need a tv show.