Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbor has a cat. I was blessed with this knowledge when she threw several piles of used kitty litter and cat poop over her balcony and onto my patio. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML
Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML
Today, I woke to the smell of poop in my apartment. I went to investigate and found out a cat had pooped in my living room. I don’t have a cat. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, I eagerly jumped into a pile of leaves, only to discover via the stench that the neighborhood cats have obviously been using it as their makeshift litter box. FML
Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML
Today, I opened my blinds to see the front yard littered with trash. My neighbor's cat ripped our trash bags open and smeared them all over the lawn. Since it was my turn to take out the trash this week, my family decided I would be the one cleaning up too. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
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Top comments
twinkiefeets 17
That's disgusting, tell your landlord immediately.
snufflelump 12
at least you weren't standing in the line of fire!
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Comments (96)
comedybreak 20
What a shitty day. Gather it up in a bag, set it on fire and leave it in front of your neighbors door step, OP.
Welshite 40
No
Welshite 40
Ah, 1st commenter changed his comment. Oh well. *shrugs*
comedybreak 20
No I didn't, I added on because I accidentally added the comment too early. I didn't change/remove anything.
MrSassypants 34
Technically, you did change it if it was edited.
karpoi 11
Let it rain cat piss and hail cat poop. :)
rgriff27 19
Yeah it was pretty shitty(ah so horribly punny) but on the brightside, at least it didnt land on your head.
CharresBarkrey 16
"Don't put it out with your boots, Ted."
CrissyyyS2 22
I would gather it all then mail it to him!
kerrwoof 13
Oh Billy Madison. Classic.
Raykyogrou03 12
Inside a building? Really now.
Helpfulman 17
He would set his house on fire if he did.
garrett1999o3 16
SHOW THEM YOUR FURRY!
snufflelump 12
... her furry what?!
ICastillo 25
Her furry toes...
ddlovatolover 23
I hope #3 was trying to make a bad pun, and didn't genuinely mix up 'furry' and 'fury'...
BlueFlatts 20
I think 3 meant Furby. Show them your Furby. Look, it's so cute n' cuddly, and not creepy at all.
garrett1999o3 16
LOL there are so many haters on me!Apparantly a bad joke can cost you too many negative votes!XD
twinkiefeets 17
That's disgusting, tell your landlord immediately.
hawaiianluv 6
The more you know...
VannahJane 17
Did you lose your train of thought?
muFilter 19
She was probably in the middle of typing when Candlejack showed up and dr
supportcommand 17
"The more you know..." Are tv ads in Canada that tell you...
snufflelump 12
at least you weren't standing in the line of fire!
MrSassypants 34
That happened to me once, but it was an actual line of fire.
Welshite 40
That's what you get for lying. You should know better by now...
MrSassypants 34
I know now I shouldn't have lied. I didn't think I was going to catch on fire! I wasn't even wearing pants which was the strangest thing.
Whytetrash 21
How can you be sassy without the pants?
MrSassypants 34
I had my SassyShortyShorts on. In fact, I'm more sassy in my SassyShortyShorts. Someone once gave me a compliment saying how my shorts went perfect with my eyes and I told them "Of course they do, unlike you, you disgusting, ugly pig." Of course they weren't a disgusting, ugly pig, which is why I lied, caught on fire (due to said person pouring gas on me and setting me ablaze), and standing in the line of fire. They say sassiness is a virtue, but even virtues are vulnerable.
Welshite 40
Yeah, that will be the last time I ever try to give you a compliment. You should never have sassed me when I was attempting to barbecue.
Whytetrash 21
Shit on her doorstep
emimimi 8
I think you should return the favor
oj101 33
How? By flinging the poop upwards back into her apartment?
Westmall66 4
Buy a cat of your own!
sarah6786 14
Yes. That'll totally be the best revenge ever.
MrSassypants 34
I actually think it is a perfect plan but it lacks a few things. One, it isn't a perfect plan. Two, it is flawed. Three, it is missing a few things. Four, some things are not there. I can help, though. Just keep buying a while bunch of cats, stack them on the patio, climb them, then throw their litter onto the balcony. Now it is perfect meaning nothing could go wrong.
PincessBoff 6
#42 your comment has blessed my night with joy.
MrSassypants 34
I'm glad I could do that but I hate that I put "while" instead of "whole". Well, I can't do anything about it now except point out my mistake before someone else does, like I'm doing now. It might have taken someone a whole to figure it out, but maybe the while thing doesn't matter anyways.
supportcommand 17
I didn't even notice your error. That's the human brain for you! You can skin right over words that don't have all the lettrs or the right ones and the sentense can still make sence.
blackman100 20
Return the favor;)
shutupAnderson 7
You should take the cat, it deserves a better owner.
RinaRina 9
Oh Sherlock ;)