creepedoutlady
United States
Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Phoenix, United States
Today, I discovered that my downstairs neighbor is running a business out of her apartment. Or I should say, her pimp is. FML
Mortified
Exeter, United Kingdom
That's a bad look
Today, I renamed my home Wi-Fi to “PleaseTalkToMeSarah” to hint to my crush/neighbour. Later, I realized the whole apartment building could see it, and had worked out who it belonged to. Now strangers keep asking if Sarah had talked to me yet. She hasn’t. FML
Anonymous
Creepy
Today, one week after moving into my new apartment in a new city to get away from my stalker ex, I met my new neighbour. Yep, stalker ex. FML
wildwonder808
Dearborn, United States
Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML
JubileeBee
United States
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
MyEarsHurt
Stockton, United States
Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML
Anonymous
Love thy neighbour
Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML
Imnotfromhere
That Netflix show
Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML
Anonymous
Auburn, United States
Today, my neighbor finally password-protected his wifi. Right in the middle of my timed, online exam. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Sort yourselves out
Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML
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enonymous 9
Therapists are people too!
koe4 0
make yours "TheCopUpStairs"
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courtney680 17
Sucks
enonymous 9
Therapists are people too!
BB_ava 0
^ win
xXSillyLoveXx 0
So you're saying kids shouldn't know about rapists? I think kids should know about the dangers of rapists, crooks, predators, ect. It would scare them, but they need to know what to do if a strange man or woman comes up to them and asks them to get in their car because "mommy's in trouble" and so on. It's best to keep kids educated in my opinion.
XxCrazygirlxX 0
I'm sorry, that was phrased wrong. It would be sucky for your kids to see the wifi access point named that because it would freak them out. So, xXSillyLoveXx you are correct. Please excuse my bad wording. :)
thepandawh0re 2
pedobear against child molestation???? never thought I'd see the day
Doribella98 14
The neighbor accidentally capitalized the r. :-/
BB_ava 0
The neighbor is just letting everyone know if you need any help he's there *cough cough*
HowAreYouToday 34
Welcome to the internet! Nobody cares!
Keyman1212 14
When I lived in a building such as yourself, my wifi name was "getyourownfuckinginternet"
Doribella98 14
^lol brilliant
enonymous 9
I must pay respect to SNL as well Sean Connery: I'll take The Rapists for 500 Alex.
ikickyourbutt 9
1- epic win
slick5880 22
As soon as I read this, I thought back to the SNL Jeopardy skit. Glad to see I wasn't the only one.
Jaimegirl 7
Probably the guy living in his moms basement...literally, lets hope hes not actually a "therapist" though =/
sephoraprincess 7
haha 34, there's a wifi access point at my local applebees caleed "**** off"
fastbunny 0
Ha
koe4 0
65 - id pick a therapist with maybe an odd sense of humor or is a bit desperate for work than possibly a real rapist downstairs.
Jammy01jams 2
Up the street from me there was a WiFi point called Al Queda. No joke.
ribbyc80 0
My wifi is 8====D---- ( . )( . )
goebsy 8
You could name yours "TheRapistAsskicker"...
ssskitlesss 0
76 same here. The lovely crack heads across the street from me names theirs **** off so my friend named his **** on.
Keyman1212 14
See, you say they're crack heads, and that's all fine and dandy. But then you say they have wifi? Have you SEEN Tyrone Bigums? Have you SEEN how poor he is? That mutha fucka was addicted as SHIT. He didn't have no money for the fancy wifi!!! Get your story straight!
VorpikeII 17
I saw one that was called WTFareyoudoingonMYWiFi?
free2speak 14
I am sure he saw the "Therapist" joke in it but how do you know it was his? I live in a seclude neighborhood and at any given time my computer picks about 5 or 6 wifi's but I can't ever tell which one is which. If it's just you two with a wifi on the block, then I can understand but surely it could be someone else's. Not that it matters but ... just curious.
jbo116 0
Name yours: Hideyokidshideyowives
kaya1234 0
Who cares
ScaughtieHolden 11
Make yours "TheRapistUpstairs"
nerdfighteria 7
121- Well, if the wifi network just appeared at the same time as he moved in, then it's safe to say that it's probably his. Unless someone else in the building changed their network name or just got wifi or something. . .
Maybelline008 10
I named mine "anal sex is the way to go girls" ... My apartment building is predominantly all girls :D tehehe.
dansco 25
Best comment ever!
everyday_normal_ 0
Make yours "undercover FBI van"
EvilPotato 15
what's his password.
chessyragoo 0
lol thats whats mine called
jakiwi 0
Or even "therapistupstairs" ;)
rockstar44 0
Lol
ichikibobivopula 0
My favorite is penislandwireless
somethingaboutun 0
Mines, "getthefuckoffmyimternet"
leothekitty 3
well isn't that tasteful
shadexilmaendu 4
Get more locks on your door. And pepper spray.
ForeverAloneGuy 1
Mine is called Virus.exe, no one ever tries to connect it :)
GAeroNKissR 26
ha, named mine "FoxSaysSTFU"
IndianO 0
hmm I guess it time to move haa
jonathanje2 0
Hide you're kids Hide you're wife Theres TheRapistDownstair on the lose!!!
DaniPandi 22
That's actually a boss name.
1greatsk8er 0
I like chicken
1greatsk8er 0
At least i can rate it a thumbs up ;D
number0 8
I like turtles
LOLtrollzin 3
I like camels
Fountainel 0
I like camel toes.
enonymous 9
Meow Mix, Meow Mix please deliver
hatesfate 6
^thats because that's all they'll show you
1greatsk8er 0
Fail^^
Iamnotmyself 17
-48 Would you like getting flamed with that hate?
1greatsk8er 0
That's the whole point
StoryOfTheYear 15
^^^ Noob Thou hast been hated upon
LaurenLeung96 15
i like cookies
StoryOfTheYear 15
False
Noob30 0
This statement is false New Mission: Refuse this mission!
fastbunny 0
Nice to know :)
sabrinabea 11
he's climbin in your windows he's snatchin your people up tryna rape em so y'all need to hide your kids, hide your wife hide your kids hide your wife and hide your husband cuz they’re rapin errbody out there!
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
I'm sure it's just a joke (:
Eggers 2
only one way to find out... call 911 if I don't return in 2 hours.
iBhope 7
not a good thing to lie about though..
example947 0
Do you really want to take that chance?
0opsie 6
If he was a real rapist he wouldn't advertise it.
xoconnie 8
very true- thats what i was thinking actually.
Lenho 26
Yeah, it could be a joke. But it's still smart to take care.
JacksonCampbell 9
It's a good way to not have anyone try and get on it.
s24sammy 8
I think he would. It's a trap. He wants you to go into his basement looking for a therapist. Then you find TheRapist.
BlackZeroFeather 0
Hi we got the same birthday !^^
koe4 0
make yours "TheCopUpStairs"
BB_ava 0
TheButcherUpstairs
RockstarRN 10
Or LorenaBobbit ;))
RockstarRN 10
Or LorenaBobbit ;))
Mitcha857 0
Sorry rockstar, but I had to thumb that down the thought of losing my manhood sounds bad to me
meg63720 0
TheSlaveUpstairs
TypicuL 0
Haha
Finalninja447 2
You sir, is winning
hollyjeez 0
"And I'm watching"
techweed 12
HE. WINS.
Shawtyy_95 0
WINNING.
XxCrazygirlxX 0
I do hope you don't have kids :3 that would be sucky for them to be exposed to.
doctor_awesome 8
it says "TheRapist" not "ThePedo."
kindgremlin 5
That's just creepy.