Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
Today, I found out that my 50-year-old ex-husband and the 20-year-old skank he cheated on me with are buying the house next door to me. FML
Today, I learned that the person my ex-girlfriend left me for is my ex-girlfriend from before her. FML
Today, I learned three things. 1.) My boyfriend has a side chick. 2.) He's leaving me for her because she's pregnant. 3.) They're moving into the apartment building across from mine, and my bedroom window faces theirs. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, one week after moving into my new apartment in a new city to get away from my stalker ex, I met my new neighbour. Yep, stalker ex. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Get revenge. Make him cheat on her with you. I know you're a dude, so you might have to go gay to pull this one off. You'll blindside her. The element of surprise is a big part of effective vengeance.
jennifer93 0
awkward...I wonder if she knew you lived there...if so, that's just cruel
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Comments (78)
staceysgenesis16 0
wow. i think id move out at that point. lol.
littlemissFYL 5
Full House!
Brandnewuser 0
Most of the time people sign a lease.
Bassmasterclassi 2
I'd agree unless they live under me then I'd have the loudest sex and make sure the ceiling above them shakes.
netherflame 0
^--- what he said
BrokenDreamer24 15
I'm going to go with 32 on that. Make her feel bad about what she lost.
minecraft_fml 4
tell the guy that she ceased on you with him
minecraft_fml 4
*cheated damn iOS autocorrect!
raven02 0
no perfect just bang her all this time o no hold on she cheated on you sorry
DropDead77 11
That sucks!
mommyhazell 0
yea that does suck :(
ImInABox 6
If they're anywhere near your apartment.. Have mad hot sex every night. It'll drive them away!
BahahahLOL 0
You'd know all about that you horny yellow sponge.
redhedsaysrawr 18
Oh he has tons of kinky imaginaaaaaaaaaation
jennifer93 0
awkward...I wonder if she knew you lived there...if so, that's just cruel
mayoral26 0
yeah that's super awkward if she knew you lived there...
epfdwefc19 0
especially since its an ex girlfriend
CaptainPickles72 18
If your a petty son-of-o-bitch make it look like she's cheating on her fiance with you for revenge. Or............................threesome!
perdix 31
Get revenge. Make him cheat on her with you. I know you're a dude, so you might have to go gay to pull this one off. You'll blindside her. The element of surprise is a big part of effective vengeance.
parxxx 0
ah hahaha
MrsBieber4Life 0
hahaha that's not a bad idea!
alex1432 9
^this
niggsby 0
Lmao win
ollie179 21
your hated
ambowew 7
Time to break in and replace their Nutella with shit. Then you can chuckle evilly from your apartment when you hear their yells of disgust.
SunDropGirl 0
hahaha win^ this made me laugh and it's a kind of stupid idea.. but it still made ne laugh
AboveTheRest 6
lmaoooo
Capt_Oblivious 10
Just tell him you're glad to donate your used toys to the less fortunate.